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Title: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Grampa on September 05, 2013, 06:37:53 PM
when the chicks see this



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOpF_oppB-g#t=63 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOpF_oppB-g#t=63)



Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ducatiz on September 05, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Raux on September 05, 2013, 06:43:20 PM
must be oklahoma


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ungeheuer on September 05, 2013, 07:41:25 PM
See?  Now I would normally just look at that and think "dick head" [roll].

But you made me laugh bobspapa with the thread title and your introductory line...   [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 06, 2013, 03:53:08 AM
Handsome fella!


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 04:41:30 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.


He will..... in prison.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Steve.In.Atlanta on September 06, 2013, 04:46:27 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.

He's going to end up with a few baby momma's, continue working his menial job so he can hang with his boys and go super fast in a straight line.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: JohnEE on September 06, 2013, 06:14:06 AM
must be oklahoma
They know what a km is in oklahoma?


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Raux on September 06, 2013, 06:35:55 AM
They know what a km is in oklahoma?

no, but they have no clue how to wear helmets


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: duc_fan on September 06, 2013, 09:28:47 AM
 [laugh]

Brings whole new meaning to the term "ram air"


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 AM
Was expecting him to moosh a bird or, at least, swallow a juicy bug.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 06, 2013, 11:34:29 AM
Just look at this face

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/247prophet/dickface_zpsa4f8ef7a.png~original)


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 12:09:43 PM
Just look at this face

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g234/247prophet/dickface_zpsa4f8ef7a.png~original)

His eyelids are flapping about like his lips


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 12:18:12 PM
Lol
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/00_main/Screenshot_2013-09-06-16-12-06_zpsb0489fe3.png)


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Rudemouthsky on September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM
Lol
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l309/ducatiz/00_main/Screenshot_2013-09-06-16-12-06_zpsb0489fe3.png)

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Grampa on September 06, 2013, 02:52:05 PM
I'm moist.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 04:51:59 PM
I'm moist.

Too much taco bell?


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Monsterlover on September 06, 2013, 05:28:52 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Miley?


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: SDRider on September 06, 2013, 08:42:20 PM
Wait, isn't that Valentino Rossi?  [cheeky]


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: 118811 on September 07, 2013, 10:00:36 PM
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Now, that's a good looking chap & bright too!


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: herm on September 08, 2013, 03:10:08 AM
Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?

^writer/producer/star^


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Skybarney on September 08, 2013, 08:12:19 AM
That boy is a perfect example of why I don't like helmet laws.  They save too many stupid people who then go on to breed. [roll]


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Grampa on September 08, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: krolik on September 08, 2013, 12:27:56 PM
oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.

What makes you think he has a license?   [roll]


Title: Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
Post by: Grampa on September 08, 2013, 05:32:32 PM
What makes you think he has a license?   [roll]

it was in some lady's purse he stole.


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