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he is soooooo gonna get laid...
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Grampa
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he is soooooo gonna get laid...
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when the chicks see this
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Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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must be oklahoma
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Re: he is soooooo gonna get laid...
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See? Now I would normally just look at that and think "dick head"
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But you made me laugh bobspapa with the thread title and your introductory line...
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Handsome fella!
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Meh, I hope he gets laid.
...just so he doesn't reproduce.
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Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.
...just so he doesn't reproduce.
He will..... in prison.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.
...just so he doesn't reproduce.
He's going to end up with a few baby momma's, continue working his menial job so he can hang with his boys and go super fast in a straight line.
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Quote from: Raux on September 05, 2013, 06:43:20 PM
must be oklahoma
They know what a km is in oklahoma?
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Quote from: JohnEE on September 06, 2013, 06:14:06 AM
They know what a km is in oklahoma?
no, but they have no clue how to wear helmets
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Brings whole new meaning to the term "ram air"
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Was expecting him to moosh a bird or, at least, swallow a juicy bug.
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Just look at this face
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Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 11:34:29 AM
Just look at this face
His eyelids are flapping about like his lips
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Lol
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