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Author Topic: he is soooooo gonna get laid...  (Read 5129 times)
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« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM »
Quote from: ducatiz on September 06, 2013, 12:18:12 PM
Lol


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« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2013, 02:52:05 PM »
I'm moist.
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2013, 04:51:59 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on September 06, 2013, 02:52:05 PM
I'm moist.

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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2013, 05:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM
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Miley?
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« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2013, 08:42:20 PM »
Wait, isn't that Valentino Rossi?  cheeky
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« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2013, 10:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 12:28:33 PM
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Now, that's a good looking chap & bright too!
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2013, 03:10:08 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on September 05, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?

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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2013, 08:12:19 AM »
That boy is a perfect example of why I don't like helmet laws.  They save too many stupid people who then go on to breed. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2013, 08:44:33 AM »
oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.
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« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2013, 12:27:56 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on September 08, 2013, 08:44:33 AM
oh I'm sure he was breeding long before he got his license.

What makes you think he has a license?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2013, 05:32:32 PM »
Quote from: krolik on September 08, 2013, 12:27:56 PM
What makes you think he has a license?   Roll Eyes

it was in some lady's purse he stole.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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