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Author Topic: he is soooooo gonna get laid...  (Read 5128 times)
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« on: September 05, 2013, 06:37:53 PM »
when the chicks see this
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2013, 06:39:34 PM »
Wasnt he in the opening scene of Idiocracy?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2013, 06:43:20 PM »
must be oklahoma
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2013, 07:41:25 PM »
See?  Now I would normally just look at that and think "dick head" Roll Eyes.

But you made me laugh bobspapa with the thread title and your introductory line...   laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2013, 03:53:08 AM »
Handsome fella!
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM »
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2013, 04:41:30 AM »
Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.


He will..... in prison.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2013, 04:46:27 AM »
Quote from: DucHead on September 06, 2013, 04:33:12 AM
Meh, I hope he gets laid.

...just so he doesn't reproduce.

He's going to end up with a few baby momma's, continue working his menial job so he can hang with his boys and go super fast in a straight line.
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2013, 06:14:06 AM »
Quote from: Raux on September 05, 2013, 06:43:20 PM
must be oklahoma
They know what a km is in oklahoma?
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2013, 06:35:55 AM »
Quote from: JohnEE on September 06, 2013, 06:14:06 AM
They know what a km is in oklahoma?

no, but they have no clue how to wear helmets
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2013, 09:28:47 AM »
 laughingdp

Brings whole new meaning to the term "ram air"
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2013, 09:57:52 AM »
Was expecting him to moosh a bird or, at least, swallow a juicy bug.
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2013, 11:34:29 AM »
Just look at this face
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2013, 12:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Buck Naked on September 06, 2013, 11:34:29 AM
Just look at this face



His eyelids are flapping about like his lips
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2013, 12:18:12 PM »
Lol
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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