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Title: who says you're tool old?
Post by: KnightofNi on July 15, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/at-80-stripper-still-takes-it-off/20080715065709990001 (http://news.aol.com/story/_a/at-80-stripper-still-takes-it-off/20080715065709990001)
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: ODrides on July 15, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
She looks like Carrot Top.
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: lethe on July 15, 2008, 11:51:22 AM
Quote from: ODrides on July 15, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
She looks like Carrot Top.
Google her for images and she sure as hell didn't used to look like Carrot Top.
http://images.google.com/images?ndsp=21&um=1&hl=en&q=Tempest+Storm&start=42&sa=N

Probably would've been best to fade away while still in her prime though.
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: ducpenguin on July 15, 2008, 11:52:55 AM
God bless her!  To each their own!
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: ODrides on July 15, 2008, 11:53:55 AM
You're right.  He's ALWAYS had more eye makeup than her ;)  And his pecs are a little smaller than her's.
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: KnightofNi on July 15, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
Quote from: ODrides on July 15, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
She looks like Carrot Top.

carrot top's grandmother?
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: akmnstr on July 15, 2008, 12:22:50 PM
I have to admire her, but I don't want to see her neked :-\
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: Pakhan on July 15, 2008, 12:23:33 PM
She may be old, but she is make the beast with two backsing rockin for an 80yo.

Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: jswledhed on July 15, 2008, 02:11:18 PM
QuoteWhen she takes the stage, she lets her mind float back to "Georgie." She imagines herself as a little girl, in her best dress, running down the road to meet her daddy coming home from work.

"I feel that I am that little girl dressed up out there. I got a picture in my whole mind of it. I can see that little girl," she says.

On stage, the image is frozen there.

But it's not the end of the story Storm tells. If she plays out the memory, the little girl is stopped in her tracks as an aunt blurts out a truth that pains her today.

"That's not your real father."

W-T-F!? :o
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: ROBsS4R on July 15, 2008, 06:45:27 PM
Quote from: akmnstr on July 15, 2008, 12:22:50 PM
I have to admire her, but I don't want to see her naked :-\

+1
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: ducatania on July 15, 2008, 06:50:19 PM
I'm reminded of the Brinsley Schwartz  song, "Ballad of a has been beauty queen".  And Nick Lowe's "Marie Provost".    [laugh]
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: TiNi on July 16, 2008, 04:40:28 AM
she was elvis' mistress for a year, and she said the relationship ended after a year because presley's manager objected to him dating a stripper...
Title: Re: who says you're tool old?
Post by: Big Troubled Bear on July 16, 2008, 05:06:04 AM
Smoking hot ;D