who says you're tool old?

[KnightofNi]

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/at-80-stripper-still-takes-it-off/20080715065709990001

[ODrides]

She looks like Carrot Top.

[lethe]

She looks like Carrot Top.

Google her for images and she sure as hell didn't used to look like Carrot Top.
http://images.google.com/images?ndsp=21&um=1&hl=en&q=Tempest+Storm&start=42&sa=N

Probably would've been best to fade away while still in her prime though.

[ducpenguin]

God bless her!  To each their own!

[ODrides]

You're right.  He's ALWAYS had more eye makeup than her   And his pecs are a little smaller than her's.

[KnightofNi]

She looks like Carrot Top.

carrot top's grandmother?

[akmnstr]

I have to admire her, but I don't want to see her neked

[Pakhan]

She may be old, but she is make the beast with two backsing rockin for an 80yo.

[jswledhed]

When she takes the stage, she lets her mind float back to "Georgie." She imagines herself as a little girl, in her best dress, running down the road to meet her daddy coming home from work.

"I feel that I am that little girl dressed up out there. I got a picture in my whole mind of it. I can see that little girl," she says.

On stage, the image is frozen there.

But it's not the end of the story Storm tells. If she plays out the memory, the little girl is stopped in her tracks as an aunt blurts out a truth that pains her today.

"That's not your real father."

W-T-F!?

[ROBsS4R]

I have to admire her, but I don't want to see her naked

+1

[ducatania]

I'm reminded of the Brinsley Schwartz  song, "Ballad of a has been beauty queen".  And Nick Lowe's "Marie Provost".   

[TiNi]

she was elvis' mistress for a year, and she said the relationship ended after a year because presley's manager objected to him dating a stripper...

[Big Troubled Bear]

Smoking hot