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Title: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ryandalling on July 15, 2008, 01:31:14 PM
So... a coworker stole my iPod for a few minutes... after which he returned it in disgust. He claims I have the worst songs ever. I admit, I do have an eclectic taste in music, but the worst? 800 albums on here... and he says I have the two worst songs ever made..... so what do you think? Anybody care to share their most embarrassing songs on their playlist? Something you would fear a coworker or fellow rider knew about??

The two worst.... according to the coworker...

"We Built this City" - Jefferson Starship
"Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker Jr.

Personally... I thought the Hillary Duff and Yanni were worse... but they weren't the ones he picked. (However, I blame those on my kid... you got to load music to make the munchkins happy on road trips.)
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: factorPlayer on July 15, 2008, 01:35:14 PM
umm..  Danger Zone? 

but I'm not really ashamed of anything I listen to. 
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 01:35:23 PM
Quote from: ryandalling on July 15, 2008, 01:31:14 PM

"We Built this City" - Jefferson Starship
"Ghostbusters" - Ray Parker Jr.


That guy was crazy. Those are awesome!

For me it would have to be the Cocktail soundtrack.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ryandalling on July 15, 2008, 01:39:13 PM
Quote from: SKOM on July 15, 2008, 01:35:23 PM
That guy was crazy. Those are awesome!


I told him that he couldn't diss me for that... those songs were on the same "Best of 80's" Album.  ;D
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: TiNi on July 15, 2008, 01:48:33 PM
Beach Baby by First Class  [laugh]
it was on a AM Gold 70's Compilation...
i plan on deleting it one of these days  [laugh]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: tommys67 on July 15, 2008, 01:50:36 PM
Hmmmm.....

The embarrassing song, the artist, ... the reason I have it.

Safety Dance - Men Without Hats... ah, 1st year of boarding school...
If - Bread...  J.L.A.B.... great skin...
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club - um, yeah
2 songs by Hilary Duff - did I mention it used to be my ex-wife's iPod?
Open Arms - Journey ... for when I need to get my "Middle School Slow Dance" on...
Dragostea Din Tea - O-Zone - um, yeah...
2 song by Sarah McLaughlin - did I mention it used to be my wife's iPod?

...and tons of Rush, Yes... and the entire Led Zeppelin Catalog 8)
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: CDawg on July 15, 2008, 01:52:48 PM
I LOVE cheesy one-hit wonders.  I find them hilarious and its fun to torture people with them.  My fav of all time....

Blame it on the rain, by Milli Vanilli

actually I'm too Sexy by Right Said Fred is awesome too!

[bacon]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Magnus on July 15, 2008, 03:30:53 PM
cmon, who's got some rick astley out there?
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: herm on July 15, 2008, 03:50:24 PM
I Touch Myself: Christina Amphlett

got it from a questionable source
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Buckethead on July 15, 2008, 03:55:23 PM
Lucky Star - Madonna.

It came on the Snatch soundtrack and I'm too lazy to delete it from my computer.

make the beast with two backsin' in the Bushes by Oasis makes up for it. Best. Guitar riff. Ever.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ryandalling on July 15, 2008, 04:26:07 PM
Quote from: herm on July 15, 2008, 03:50:24 PM
I Touch Myself: Christina Amphlett


I got the dyvinals version of that song... with the music video. Ha!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: darylbowden on July 15, 2008, 04:36:17 PM
I also have the DiVinyls version of that song.

Others:

2 legit 2 quit : M.C. Hammer
867-5309: Tommy Tutone
Unskinny Bop: Poison
Broken Wings: Mr. Mister
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Jarvicious on July 15, 2008, 04:40:06 PM
I'm going to have to go with the entire album:

Esthero: Wikked 'lil girls. 

No excuses.  I just dig it.  I suppose in my defense 75% of the rest of it is metal.  I really wouldn't call it embarrassing though.  I'd happily pull up to anyone, anywhere with the rig at full volume.  Especially either Justin Timberlake album.   Plus the fact that I'm a 20 something guy cruising around in a mini van (work van) makes the looks I get pretty priceless.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Scottish on July 15, 2008, 04:49:16 PM
So I mostly listen to stuff like Tool, Disturbed, etc....... except, I love Christina Aguilera
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: hooligan machinist on July 15, 2008, 05:07:30 PM
  I've got a list you won't believe. Probably the most embarrassing ever.

Rock me amadaus-- falco
Believe it or not-- theme from greatest american hero
Superfreak-- rick james
Dancing queen-- abba
Copacabana-- barry manilow
Vagina song-- rodney carrington
Love will keep us together-- captian and tenille
The humpty dance-- digital underground
Last date-- floyd cramer
Pussy crook-- mystical
Ain't gonna bump no more-- joe tex
Baby got back-- sir mixalot

  There are literally hundreds more. I been collecting for a long time. [laugh]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 15, 2008, 06:05:07 PM
Without question, that would be "Hooty Sapperticker" by Barbara and the Boys. It is quite possibly the worst song ever recorded. I've got it on my iPod because without hearing it nobody will believe that it's actually the worst.

I've got most of Hooligan Machinist's and am proud of them.

Maybe I'm not completely proud of "Muskrat Love." I've got both the original America version and the Captain and Tenille cover.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ROBsS4R on July 15, 2008, 06:43:08 PM

Portal - Still Alive from Half Life
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ducatania on July 15, 2008, 06:47:01 PM
"Gangbang" by John Valby   [laugh]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: sleestak on July 15, 2008, 07:05:35 PM
"Baby Got Back"--Sir Mixalot.




























(I know you're singing it right now . . . )
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: aaronb on July 15, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
i have some william shatner....
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Jarvicious on July 15, 2008, 07:19:00 PM
Quote from: aaronb on July 15, 2008, 07:08:04 PM
i have some william shatner....

The Shat:  Not so much embarrassing as....what's the word....awesome.  You hold your head up high while listening to that gem.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Xiphias on July 15, 2008, 07:21:44 PM

Milkshake - Kelis
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Count Desmo on July 15, 2008, 08:28:15 PM
I don't have an Ipod, so I walk around singing various songs by David Hasselhoff for all to enjoy!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: trenner on July 15, 2008, 10:36:15 PM
Silent Night - Amy Grant
Walk Like an Egyptian - Bangles
Buttermilk Biscuits - Sir Mix Alot
The theme from Fraggle Rock
YMCA - Village People
Ballad of Bilbo Baggins - Leonard Nimoy


Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:46:30 PM
I downloaded everything from my wife's I-Pod.  Of course, her gay friends put mixes on there from the likes of Paris Hilton and Eartha Kitt.   [roll]  :-[


One of my questionable downloads:

"Don't pay the Ferryman" by Chris De Burgh,
Nina Simone
Patsy Cline
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 15, 2008, 10:50:28 PM
Quote from: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:46:30 PM
I downloaded everything from my wife's I-Pod.  Of course, her gay friends put mixes on there from the likes of Paris Hilton and Eartha Kitt.   [roll]  :-[


One of my questionable downloads:

"Don't pay the Ferryman" by Chris De Burgh,
Nina Simone
Patsy Cline

Not to mention the entire ABBA collection.  [roll]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:56:22 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on July 15, 2008, 10:50:28 PM
Not to mention the entire ABBA collection.  [roll]

Sigh..I have not one ABBA song in my colllection. 
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 15, 2008, 11:00:26 PM
Quote from: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:56:22 PM
Sigh..I have not one ABBA song in my colllection. 

Yes, we all believe you.  ;)
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 15, 2008, 11:27:31 PM
Quote from: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:56:22 PM
Sigh..I have not one ABBA song in my colllection. 

I've got every one. If you like, I can send them to you.  ;D
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: darylbowden on July 15, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
Quote from: IZ on July 15, 2008, 10:56:22 PM
Sigh..I have not one ABBA song in my colllection. 

Don't act like your not posting from your cell phone because you're camped out in front of the local theatre waiting to see the first showing of Mamma Mia!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: IZ on July 15, 2008, 11:33:41 PM
Quote from: darylbowden on July 15, 2008, 11:30:54 PM
Don't act like your not posting from your cell phone because you're camped out in front of the local theatre waiting to see the first showing of Mamma Mia!

The s/o just told me 2 days ago that Mama Mia was a friggen musical set to Abba songs.   [roll] 

Um..No!  I didn't wait in line for  Star Wars..the new I-phone..and certainly not this movie!! 


MrStevens..Cool!  I'm sending you my new address!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 16, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
Quote from: IZ on July 15, 2008, 11:33:41 PM
The s/o just told me 2 days ago that Mama Mia was a friggen musical set to Abba songs.   [roll] 

You know, as someone who was in high school in the 70's and especially as someone who started listening to pop music in Germany when ABBA was as big as the Beatles, Mamma Mia was an absolute hoot, at least on stage. I especially liked the part at the end when the overweight, middle-aged former pop stars stuffed themselves into glittery spandex and tottered around on platform boots. Oh, and the guys dancing in snorkel gear including fins was pretty good, too.

I hope they didn't take the self-parody out of the movie.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Drunken Monkey on July 16, 2008, 12:07:27 AM
Quote from: ROBsS4R on July 15, 2008, 06:43:08 PM
Portal - Still Alive from Half Life

Worse. I've got the collected works of Jonathon Coulton. The guy who wrote the portal song.

Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: IZ on July 16, 2008, 12:20:10 AM
Quote from: mstevens on July 16, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
You know, as someone who was in high school in the 70's and especially as someone who started listening to pop music in Germany when ABBA was as big as the Beatles, Mamma Mia was an absolute hoot, at least on stage. I especially liked the part at the end when the overweight, middle-aged former pop stars stuffed themselves into glittery spandex and tottered around on platform boots. Oh, and the guys dancing in snorkel gear including fins was pretty good, too.

I hope they didn't take the self-parody out of the movie.


This post proves that my name should not by synonomous in ANY way, shape or form with ABBA!!   



mstevens, you can add that ABBA avatar to your profile now!  [cheeky] 

This guy appears to be the true abba fan!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ryandalling on July 16, 2008, 09:49:52 AM
Okay... I reverse my prior worst song on iPod... I am listening to my music on random... and "Twist of Fate" by Olivia Newton John comes on... crikeys... where the hell did that come from?? Of course it was followed by "Burn" by The Cure... so I felt like I was redeemed... but I really need to take some of this stuff out of my play lists.  :P
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 16, 2008, 10:00:54 AM
Quote from: IZ on July 16, 2008, 12:20:10 AMThis guy appears to be the true abba fan!

<shrug> I don't listen to pop music much at all any more. The 70's had an awful lot to apologize for besides ABBA. I mean, I've got photographic evidence of lime green polyester leisure suits that were the height of fashion!

The iPod is shared, so it reflects my wife's tastes as well as my 13 year-old's.

Hooty Sapperticker is still the worst ever. It totally blows ABBA out of the water. Come to think of it, it simply totally blows.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: fwtcc on July 16, 2008, 10:11:05 AM
"Time After Time" -Norah Jones cover
So not only is it a girl song, its a girl song covered by an equally, at least, singer as the original singer.
There is really a lot.  Just as I started typing this message "Ice Ice Baby" came on. 
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: MendoDave on July 16, 2008, 12:14:10 PM
I have "groove is in the heart" by Dee lite. I used to have more stuff but I went in and cleaned things up recently.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Le Pirate on July 16, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
this song   :P

www.rathergood.com/gaybar




no...I did not put it on there.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Grampa on July 16, 2008, 01:42:38 PM
I dont have an Ipod, but if'n I did....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc

would be on it  ;)
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: TiNi on July 16, 2008, 01:53:24 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 16, 2008, 01:42:38 PM
I dont have an Ipod, but if'n I did....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc

would be on it  ;)

you could use that video in the most embarrassing outfits on you tube thread  [laugh]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: DCXCV on July 16, 2008, 02:45:50 PM
Quote from: trenner on July 15, 2008, 10:36:15 PM

The theme from Fraggle Rock



I fail to see how this could be embarrassing.

Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Drunken Monkey on July 16, 2008, 03:07:29 PM
Quote from: Le Pirate on July 16, 2008, 01:39:45 PM
this song   :P

www.rathergood.com/gaybar


no...I did not put it on there.

You're embarrassed by Electric Six?

Clearly the bar is a lot higher for you than me.



Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ryandalling on July 16, 2008, 03:47:29 PM
Fraggle Rock ROCKS!!!!
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Autostrada Pilot on July 16, 2008, 03:53:02 PM
Barbie Girl by Aqua.


I like to bust it out in my car every once in a while just to get a reaction.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: corey on July 16, 2008, 05:49:50 PM
the entire christina aguilera christmas album.
and my sherona.

Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 16, 2008, 05:52:23 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on July 16, 2008, 01:42:38 PM
I dont have an Ipod, but if'n I did....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc

would be on it  ;)

You do know they have video iPods too...best of both worlds for you!  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Le Pirate on July 16, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 16, 2008, 03:07:29 PM
You're embarrassed by Electric Six?

Clearly the bar is a lot higher for you than me.





the song...not the band.

I mean...when you're driving down the road with a car full of people, and the song shuffles to the top...you get some funny looks. If it's my close buddies...they just laugh  [laugh]


plus...I hand picked every other song on there. It's the only one that is even slightly embarrassing.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Dana on July 17, 2008, 03:50:56 AM
Sometimes...when I'm sitting in traffic for what seems like a life sentence...I just need to let go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j_fdSpkmE

Windows down, putting all of my heart and soul in it...quite a scene.

Dana (I need a tish)
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ducsix on July 17, 2008, 04:09:51 AM
Quote from: Jarvicious on July 15, 2008, 07:19:00 PM
The Shat:  Not so much embarrassing as....what's the word....awesome.  You hold your head up high while listening to that gem.

I like to play a Shatner CD when my wife has friends over, just to see how embarrassed she gets (I think he's actually quite good).

My most embarrassing ipod song?  So many to consider...

* the full Jesus Christ Superstar CDs (original AND Weber versions)
* random Level 42 crap
* waaaaaay too much Bjork, including every remix known to mankind
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 17, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
Quote from: ducsix on July 17, 2008, 04:09:51 AM
* the full Jesus Christ Superstar CDs (original AND Weber versions)

By "original," do you mean the 1970 album that predated any of the stage performances or one of the stage productin recordings?

What is the "Weber version?"
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Randimus Maximus on July 17, 2008, 09:45:29 PM
Probably "Can't get you out of my head" by Kylie Minogue.

Only because it reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/v/Rfr9bhSmfXc&hl=en&fs=1
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: ducsix on July 18, 2008, 04:22:27 AM
Quote from: mstevens on July 17, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
By "original," do you mean the 1970 album that predated any of the stage performances or one of the stage productin recordings?

Yup, the original 1970 album.

Quote from: mstevens on July 17, 2008, 09:33:09 PM
What is the "Weber version?"

Sorry I mis-spoke, i meant the Jewison '73 movie version.  I had Andrew Lloyd Weber on the brain while typing...
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: mstevens on July 20, 2008, 01:07:24 PM
Quote from: ducsix on July 18, 2008, 04:22:27 AM
Yup, the original 1970 album.

Sorry I mis-spoke, i meant the Jewison '73 movie version.  I had Andrew Lloyd Weber on the brain while typing...

That '70 album is amazing. The movie wasn't bad, but doesn't compare to the album.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Bun-bun on July 20, 2008, 05:48:55 PM
Coolio - "Gangsta's paradise"
Dazz band - "Let it whip"
Tone -Loc - Wild thing
Ween - Piss up a rope
That last one is a great song, but definitely not to be played when with the wife/GF.
Title: Re: Most embarrassing song on your iPod??
Post by: Magnus on July 21, 2008, 10:06:05 PM
alright, i'll come clean...

lady sovereign, love me or hate me