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Moto Board => General Monster Forum => Topic started by: KTMCHEESE on May 07, 2008, 01:05:45 PM

Poll
Question: Should the toaster be packed with explosives and set off into oblivion?
Option 1: ABSOF*ckinlutely....!!! votes: 21
Option 2: No, I use it for my poptarts votes: 55
Title: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: KTMCHEESE on May 07, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
I remember seeing pics of this toaster at various locales up and down the west coast. Where is it? Is it the very last thing of the old board that should be blown into smithereens like everything else?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: kenrok1 on May 07, 2008, 01:08:42 PM
Heresy!  :o
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 01:12:02 PM
again..... nowhere on Toasty is the word "list" etched only "ducati monster"
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 07, 2008, 02:07:28 PM
the what?! im confused...
...why... toaster... on road?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: TCK! on May 07, 2008, 02:08:52 PM
The toaster represented more then a "Website" but a community... The community is still alive, it would be a shame to have it destroyed in post format change haste...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: CDawg on May 07, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
...it's not Toasty's fault!  Don't blow him up. :'(
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Adam in TX on May 07, 2008, 02:20:58 PM
I agree, toasty should live. Perhaps it could make a trip up to ducpainter for a slight modification in aesthetics.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 07, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
Quote from: TCK! on May 07, 2008, 02:08:52 PM
The toaster represented more then a "Website" but a community... The community is still alive, it would be a shame to have it destroyed in post format change haste...
link to said toaster site?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: TCK! on May 07, 2008, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 07, 2008, 02:24:51 PM
link to said toaster site?
Que? You mean a link to TOB? Are you unfamiliar with the Ducati Monster Toaster?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 07, 2008, 02:34:20 PM
Quote from: TCK! on May 07, 2008, 02:28:38 PM
Que? You mean a link to TOB? Are you unfamiliar with the Ducati Monster Toaster?
not at all, I'm completely lost...  :-\
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 02:35:36 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Picture071.jpg)
Toasty at work
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 02:37:27 PM
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Picture070.jpg)

Toasty give'n a trucker the business
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 07, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
haha thats awesome... how did that come about?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: TCK! on May 07, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 07, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
haha thats awesome... how did that come about?
Yeah it's pretty cool, been working it's way around the country and people have been filling in the book... cool idea...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Turf on May 07, 2008, 02:48:34 PM
Toasty has been all over and AFIK never to canadia, He is an ebodiment of the community.

he could do with a racing stripe or some pin striping...like getting a tattoo after a divorce
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: PizzaMonster on May 07, 2008, 02:56:16 PM
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on May 07, 2008, 02:48:34 PM
Toasty has been all over and AFIK never to canadia,


Aww c'mon man !!   Not all Canadians are like that :-[ .         In fact....I'm almost normal.


Think of it this way.  America has G.W.   Canada has VS.  You decide who has the bigger problem.   ;:|


No I'm not being political.  I'm just asking an innocent question.  :e:v


Oh..........and Toasty is just another innocent refugee like us.  I wonder if VS will try and lay claim to him?  Maybe even kidnap him.   ;D      Please send your donations to the "Help Save the Toaster Fund" c/o ducatimonsterworldwide.org.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 07, 2008, 03:08:01 PM
interesting...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Turf on May 07, 2008, 03:08:28 PM
Quote from: PizzaMonster on May 07, 2008, 02:56:16 PM
Think of it this way.  America has G.W.   Canada has VS.  You decide who has the bigger problem.   ;:|

Maybe....they are one in the same?!

<tin foil hat>
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 03:33:43 PM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 07, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
haha thats awesome... how did that come about?

I had been drinking and had access to a vinyl cutter and a sandblast booth  ;)

long story short.... TOB had a history of a long running toaster joke, in regards to post counts. As a goof, I got a cheapie toaster from Target, took it to work, and had the Ducati monster and valve assy. logo etched into it, added a book for people to sign, and sent him north to wander. He came back home for my wedding, and was later kidnapped. As a tribute to Toasty, my wedding present was painted to match him/her/it. (Toasty knows no sex)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 03:36:24 PM
Toasty at motogp

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Picture092.jpg?t=1210199745)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 07, 2008, 03:40:52 PM
Toasty caught hosting an orgy

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/orgy2.jpg?t=1210199998)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Duck-Stew on May 07, 2008, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 03:40:52 PM
Toasty caught hosting an orgy

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/orgy2.jpg?t=1210199998)

ROFLMAO!  wt:
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: MurDuc on May 07, 2008, 04:45:32 PM
Yeah we need to "import" the Toasty thread and pics.

And the pay it forward thread.

etc.

VS doesn't own all that content and history. The community does.


A corp. seeking to profit off all the years of effort, altruism and camaraderie of a private club/community is what really pissed me off about the whole deal from the get go.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2008, 04:52:53 PM
Quote from: CDawg on May 07, 2008, 02:10:00 PM
...it's not Toasty's fault!  Don't blow him up. :'(

In Soviet Russia toaster puts bread into YOU!
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ute on May 07, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
i think toasty needs to see the Great White North .....................he must know of the     Necter Of the Gods     Tim Hortons coffee !!!!...EH
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Monsterlover on May 07, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee.  ;D
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Buckethead on May 07, 2008, 05:49:07 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 07, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee.  ;D

While the donuts may be sub-par, the coffee is always less than 20 minutes old.

Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 03:33:43 PM
Toasty knows no sex.

Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 03:36:24 PM
Toasty at motogp

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Picture092.jpg?t=1210199745)

Your story has some inconsistencies, BP.   ;)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: aaronb on May 07, 2008, 06:10:05 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 03:36:24 PM
Toasty at motogp

(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/bobspapa/Picture092.jpg?t=1210199745)

i have never been jealous of a small kitchen appliance... until today.   
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: hiero on May 07, 2008, 08:16:29 PM
uh oh...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: El Matador on May 07, 2008, 08:22:19 PM
We need to bring toasty to texas... We'll show him a good time  :)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Kaveh on May 07, 2008, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 03:33:43 PM
I had been drinking and had access to a vinyl cutter and a sandblast booth  ;)

long story short.... TOB had a history of a long running toaster joke, in regards to post counts. As a goof, I got a cheapie toaster from Target, took it to work, and had the Ducati monster and valve assy. logo etched into it, added a book for people to sign, and sent him north to wander. He came back home for my wedding, and was later kidnapped. As a tribute to Toasty, my wedding present was painted to match him/her/it. (Toasty knows no sex)

What kind of low-life would steal toasty...


;)








;:|
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: MurDuc on May 07, 2008, 10:11:53 PM
Quote from: chipo on May 07, 2008, 08:22:19 PM
We need to bring toasty to texas... We'll show him a good time  :)

I was keeping tabs on him, trying to find a point of intercept. But the damn liberation front got him and took him into hiding. >:(
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Rev. Millertime on May 07, 2008, 10:19:55 PM
Quote from: silentbob on May 07, 2008, 09:39:46 PM

Bizarro Toasty!!!   ;:|



The original toasty CAN NOT be destroyed.

Toasty is not only representative of the community, but a member of the community!
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Howie on May 07, 2008, 10:21:27 PM
First we have to find Toasty.  We should have kept him in the North East.

FREE TOASTY!

LONG LIVE TOASTY
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: TiNi on May 08, 2008, 04:21:55 AM
why is it guys always want to blow stuff up?  :-\ ;:|
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: silentbob on May 08, 2008, 07:10:47 AM
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on May 08, 2008, 04:21:55 AM
why is it guys always want to blow stuff up?  :-\ ;:|

It's one of the few things we do.  Lift heavy things, blow stuff up, make women pregnant.  Now with women being able to make sperm cells from bone marrow, it's about all we have left.  So, don't take that away.   ;D
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: corey on May 08, 2008, 08:53:59 AM
haven't got my hands on it yet... it's a nice memento of what once was, but probably will never be again...
i want to sign that sucker. THEN we can blow it up.  ;D
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Ducatista on May 08, 2008, 09:40:33 AM
I actually was going to try to get Toasty before my trip to see our Oz brethren.  That way the Oz Monsters would have had an opportunity to behold the magnificent Toasty.  I'll be going back in 2 years.  Maybe I can snag him then.   wt:
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: duckwrench13 on May 08, 2008, 09:55:33 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on May 07, 2008, 05:24:46 PM
You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee.  ;D

Whoa there, big fella!! As an American, and an American who's fought along side those whacky Canuks, Tim Horton's has some of the best damn coffee I've ever had!! co:: Heck, we would submit mission requests so we could make a run from Shir-Zai to Kandahar Air Feild just to get some!!! Yeah, it was that good! wt:


And I like that pinstripe idea. If Toasty should resurface, send him my way. I'll be laid up for the next few months, so I'll have plenty of time to stripe away!
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Pakhan on May 08, 2008, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: howie on May 07, 2008, 10:21:27 PM
We should have kept him in the North East.
[snip]

+1  be::
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: herm on May 09, 2008, 11:21:20 PM
why all the negative vibes toward the "so called" toaster

(which i still dont believe exists, btw...)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grappa on May 09, 2008, 11:32:54 PM
Has Toasty been to Hawaii yet?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:44:56 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/ZLTFUL/Toasty%20Pics/P1010021.jpg)
Toasty "helping" me change my oil...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:46:01 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/ZLTFUL/Toasty%20Pics/PICT0855.jpg)
Toasty "helping" me at work...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:46:43 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/ZLTFUL/Toasty%20Pics/PICT0858.jpg)
Toasty checking out the "swag" on my desk at my old job...
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:47:42 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/ZLTFUL/Toasty%20Pics/PICT0861.jpg)
"Toasters of the Corn"
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:48:22 PM
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa289/ZLTFUL/Toasty%20Pics/PICT0863.jpg)

Toasty says "Check out my cob!!!"
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Rameses on May 10, 2008, 03:33:06 AM
I still have Nukey.

And he has a DML logo on him.

hmmm.....

[evil]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: somegirl on May 10, 2008, 05:48:50 AM
Quote from: ZLTFUL on May 09, 2008, 11:47:42 PM
"Toasters of the Corn"

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: red baron on May 10, 2008, 06:59:19 AM
Still have not outed it yet?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: c_rex on May 10, 2008, 07:06:27 AM
Like an old dog who goes blind, can't walk, can't hear, can't get up to go to the bathrooom and generally speaking- his day is done, Toasty should be sent to greener pastures (kitchens, whatever).









R.I.P. Tyrone; 2004  :'(
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: herm on May 10, 2008, 08:11:53 AM
Hmpf..........

everyone knows pictures on the internet are easy to fake.

[cheeky]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: c_kyle on May 10, 2008, 06:44:20 PM
I joined TOB right when Toasty was coming into being.  I really look forward to taking that little red bastard all over FL when I get my 696.  He doesn't have DML listed anywhere, so I say don't destroy him.  Has he made the move over here?
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ducpainter on May 10, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
Quote from: pt33 on May 07, 2008, 08:51:37 PM
What kind of low-life would steal toasty...


;)








;:|
one from cali.... >:(



































[cheeky]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: ducpainter on May 10, 2008, 07:21:09 PM
Quote from: herm on May 09, 2008, 11:21:20 PM
why all the negative vibes toward the "so called" toaster

(which i still dont believe exists, btw...)

even though I carried the little bastid 3000 miles to his creators wedding...

he does not exist.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Kaveh on May 12, 2008, 03:41:00 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on May 10, 2008, 07:19:04 PM
one from cali.... >:(



































[cheeky]

[laugh]
[beer]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: James.M on May 12, 2008, 03:53:06 PM
so my next question is, how does one go about aquiring the toaster? or how does it get passed on?  ???
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Grampa on May 12, 2008, 04:23:04 PM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 12, 2008, 03:53:06 PM
so my next question is, how does one go about aquiring the toaster? or how does it get passed on?  ???

back door deals (not the SacDuc kind), are the best way to get Toasty.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: lethe on May 12, 2008, 04:39:39 PM
Quote from: Rameses on May 10, 2008, 03:33:06 AM
I still have Nukey.

And he has a DML logo on him.

hmmm.....

:e:v
Well, he's proven fire resistant. You're going to need explosives I think.

And it must go up on YouTube.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: lauramonster on May 12, 2008, 04:57:27 PM
Don't kill toasty!!!  He visited us when I was new in the club, and will always have fond memories of him.  We laughed, we cried, we bonded (he's a very good listener). 
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: RobotDan on May 12, 2008, 05:12:28 PM
That's pretty funny, I have the same toaster but in gold. Makes good toast.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: NeufUnSix on May 12, 2008, 06:37:19 PM
I'm still waiting for Toasty to make a visit to my DOC chapter here in Montreal. We need to get him drunk and take him to Super Sexe for a lap dance.

(I wish I could take photos but the bouncer would definitely break my camera for that)
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Bun-bun on May 12, 2008, 07:14:52 PM
Quote from: PizzaMonster on May 07, 2008, 02:56:16 PM

 Not all Canadians are like that :-[ .         

Think of it this way.  America has G.W.   Canada has VS.  You decide who has the bigger problem.   ;:|


O.K. You win!
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: herm on May 12, 2008, 07:23:13 PM
Quote from: RobotDan on May 12, 2008, 05:12:28 PM
That's pretty funny, I have the same toaster but in gold. Makes good toast.


haha,

my dad has the cromo version  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: Kaveh on May 13, 2008, 12:37:59 AM
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 12, 2008, 03:53:06 PM
so my next question is, how does one go about aquiring the toaster? or how does it get passed on?  ???

I've had toasty 4 times, 3 times without asking.  1 time I stole it from DucPainter and passed it on about 30 minutes later.
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: 55Spy on May 13, 2008, 12:46:06 AM
Kep toasty alive but his appearance must change!

And a big VS with line through it must be added to the toasty's AZZ
Title: Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
Post by: TLO on May 17, 2008, 09:03:52 PM
We are aware of the change in "supposed" ownership of the Toaster
Although we do not accept that anyone can "own" the Toaster, we also do not like the fact that the new owners of the DML were unwilling to pay the required ransom for the appliance.
So we have started to monitor this new, pretender site, in hopes of furthering the agenda of the TLO

And we are perfectly willing to blow the Toaster up, or otherwise sacrifice it in the furtherance of our cause

(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll96/ToasterLiberation/DSC01533.jpg?t=1211083151)