Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?

[Kaveh]

I had been drinking and had access to a vinyl cutter and a sandblast booth 

long story short.... TOB had a history of a long running toaster joke, in regards to post counts. As a goof, I got a cheapie toaster from Target, took it to work, and had the Ducati monster and valve assy. logo etched into it, added a book for people to sign, and sent him north to wander. He came back home for my wedding, and was later kidnapped. As a tribute to Toasty, my wedding present was painted to match him/her/it. (Toasty knows no sex)

What kind of low-life would steal toasty...











;:|

[MurDuc]

We need to bring toasty to texas... We'll show him a good time 

I was keeping tabs on him, trying to find a point of intercept. But the damn liberation front got him and took him into hiding.

[Rev. Millertime]

Bizarro Toasty!!!   ;:|



The original toasty CAN NOT be destroyed.

Toasty is not only representative of the community, but a member of the community!

[Howie]

First we have to find Toasty.  We should have kept him in the North East.

FREE TOASTY!
LONG LIVE TOASTY

[TiNi]

why is it guys always want to blow stuff up?  ;:|

[silentbob]

why is it guys always want to blow stuff up?  ;:|

It's one of the few things we do.  Lift heavy things, blow stuff up, make women pregnant.  Now with women being able to make sperm cells from bone marrow, it's about all we have left.  So, don't take that away.   

[corey]

haven't got my hands on it yet... it's a nice memento of what once was, but probably will never be again...
i want to sign that sucker. THEN we can blow it up. 

[Ducatista]

I actually was going to try to get Toasty before my trip to see our Oz brethren.  That way the Oz Monsters would have had an opportunity to behold the magnificent Toasty.  I'll be going back in 2 years.  Maybe I can snag him then.   wt:

[duckwrench13]

You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee. 

Whoa there, big fella!! As an American, and an American who's fought along side those whacky Canuks, Tim Horton's has some of the best damn coffee I've ever had!! co:: Heck, we would submit mission requests so we could make a run from Shir-Zai to Kandahar Air Feild just to get some!!! Yeah, it was that good! wt:


And I like that pinstripe idea. If Toasty should resurface, send him my way. I'll be laid up for the next few months, so I'll have plenty of time to stripe away!

[Pakhan]

We should have kept him in the North East.
[snip]

+1  be::

[herm]

why all the negative vibes toward the "so called" toaster

(which i still dont believe exists, btw...)

[Grappa]

Has Toasty been to Hawaii yet?

[ZLTFUL]

Toasty "helping" me change my oil...

[ZLTFUL]

Toasty "helping" me at work...

[ZLTFUL]

Toasty checking out the "swag" on my desk at my old job...