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Author Topic: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?  (Read 13299 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 01:56:16 PM »

Toasty has been all over and AFIK never to canadia,


Aww c'mon man !!   Not all Canadians are like that Embarrassed .         In fact....I'm almost normal.


Think of it this way.  America has G.W.   Canada has VS.  You decide who has the bigger problem.   ;:|


No I'm not being political.  I'm just asking an innocent question.  :e:v


Oh..........and Toasty is just another innocent refugee like us.  I wonder if VS will try and lay claim to him?  Maybe even kidnap him.   Grin      Please send your donations to the "Help Save the Toaster Fund" c/o ducatimonsterworldwide.org.
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2008, 02:08:01 PM »

interesting...
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2008, 02:08:28 PM »

Think of it this way.  America has G.W.   Canada has VS.  You decide who has the bigger problem.   ;:|

Maybe....they are one in the same?!

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« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2008, 02:33:43 PM »

haha thats awesome... how did that come about?

I had been drinking and had access to a vinyl cutter and a sandblast booth  Wink

long story short.... TOB had a history of a long running toaster joke, in regards to post counts. As a goof, I got a cheapie toaster from Target, took it to work, and had the Ducati monster and valve assy. logo etched into it, added a book for people to sign, and sent him north to wander. He came back home for my wedding, and was later kidnapped. As a tribute to Toasty, my wedding present was painted to match him/her/it. (Toasty knows no sex)
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« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2008, 02:36:24 PM »

Toasty at motogp

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« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2008, 02:40:52 PM »

Toasty caught hosting an orgy

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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2008, 02:42:12 PM »

Toasty caught hosting an orgy



ROFLMAO!  wt:
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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2008, 03:45:32 PM »

Yeah we need to "import" the Toasty thread and pics.

And the pay it forward thread.

etc.

VS doesn't own all that content and history. The community does.


A corp. seeking to profit off all the years of effort, altruism and camaraderie of a private club/community is what really pissed me off about the whole deal from the get go.
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« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2008, 03:52:53 PM »

...it's not Toasty's fault!  Don't blow him up. Cry

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« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2008, 03:56:17 PM »

i think toasty needs to see the Great White North .....................he must know of the     Necter Of the Gods     Tim Hortons coffee !!!!...EH
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« Reply #25 on: May 07, 2008, 04:24:46 PM »

You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee.  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2008, 04:49:07 PM »

You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?

Well, the donuts do at least.  Never had the coffee.  Grin

While the donuts may be sub-par, the coffee is always less than 20 minutes old.

Toasty knows no sex.

Toasty at motogp



Your story has some inconsistencies, BP.   Wink
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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2008, 05:10:05 PM »

Toasty at motogp



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« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2008, 07:16:29 PM »

uh oh...
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« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2008, 07:22:19 PM »

We need to bring toasty to texas... We'll show him a good time  Smiley
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