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Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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PizzaMonster
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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Reply #15 on:
May 07, 2008, 01:56:16 PM »
Quote from: Paper5tr3et7 on May 07, 2008, 01:48:34 PM
Toasty has been all over and AFIK never to
canadia
,
Aww c'mon man !! Not
all
Canadians are like that
. In fact....
I'm
almost normal.
Think of it this way. America has G.W. Canada has VS. You decide who has the bigger problem. ;:|
No I'm not being political. I'm just asking an innocent question.
:e:v
Oh..........and Toasty is just another innocent refugee like us. I wonder if VS will try and lay claim to him? Maybe even kidnap him.
Please send your donations to the "Help Save the Toaster Fund" c/o ducatimonsterworldwide.org.
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James.M
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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May 07, 2008, 02:08:01 PM »
interesting...
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Turf
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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Quote from: PizzaMonster on May 07, 2008, 01:56:16 PM
Think of it this way. America has G.W. Canada has VS. You decide who has the bigger problem. ;:|
Maybe....
they
are one in the same?!
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Grampa
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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May 07, 2008, 02:33:43 PM »
Quote from: JamesMcCain on May 07, 2008, 01:44:35 PM
haha thats awesome... how did that come about?
I had been drinking and had access to a vinyl cutter and a sandblast booth
long story short.... TOB had a history of a long running toaster joke, in regards to post counts. As a goof, I got a cheapie toaster from Target, took it to work, and had the Ducati monster and valve assy. logo etched into it, added a book for people to sign, and sent him north to wander. He came back home for my wedding, and was later kidnapped. As a tribute to Toasty, my wedding present was painted to match him/her/it. (Toasty knows no sex)
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Toasty at motogp
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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May 07, 2008, 02:40:52 PM »
Toasty caught hosting an orgy
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
Duck-Stew
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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May 07, 2008, 02:42:12 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 02:40:52 PM
Toasty caught hosting an orgy
ROFLMAO! wt:
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MurDuc
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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May 07, 2008, 03:45:32 PM »
Yeah we need to "import" the Toasty thread and pics.
And the pay it forward thread.
etc.
VS doesn't own all that content and history. The community does.
A corp. seeking to profit off all the years of effort, altruism and camaraderie of a private club/community is what really pissed me off about the whole deal from the get go.
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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Quote from: CDawg on May 07, 2008, 01:10:00 PM
...it's not Toasty's fault! Don't blow him up.
In Soviet Russia toaster puts bread into
YOU!
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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i think toasty needs to see the Great White North .....................he must know of the Necter Of the Gods Tim Hortons coffee !!!!...EH
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May 07, 2008, 04:24:46 PM »
You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?
Well, the donuts do at least. Never had the coffee.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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Quote from: Monsterlover on May 07, 2008, 04:24:46 PM
You do know that Tim Hortons sucks, right?
Well, the donuts do at least. Never had the coffee.
While the donuts may be sub-par, the coffee is always less than 20 minutes old.
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 02:33:43 PM
Toasty knows no sex.
Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 02:36:24 PM
Toasty at motogp
Your story has some inconsistencies, BP.
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 07, 2008, 02:36:24 PM
Toasty at motogp
i have never been jealous of a small kitchen appliance... until today.
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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uh oh...
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Re: Who has the toaster? Should it be blown up?
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May 07, 2008, 07:22:19 PM »
We need to bring toasty to texas... We'll show him a good time
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