can someone explain this to me? [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Thanks [coffee]
Bacon = Perfection
The end.
Bacon, Is there anything it can't do.... [cheeky]
Maybe that should be a Forum rule.
To join/access/contribute to this Forum you should....
A: Be in the immediate presence of Bacon (Fridge/Freezer or Icebox within easy reach)
B: Be Consuming of/Or having consumed Bacon (Within the last 2 Hours)
C: If no Bacon is in the house, Be Shopping for/Planning Shopping trip to Purchase (Within 2 hours) or awaiting Delivery (Shipping Con note must be Sighted by Mod or Flounder, Dated for today's delivery)
D: Have a Pig in the Back yard being Fattened.
F: Soy Bacon or any other Bacon Substitute will NOT be accepted.
Easy to follow rules, No Bacon, no Post, Simple really [thumbsup]
Ooh look, The Nurse is here with my Medication.
From my understanding...it is a forum fad. I asked the same question awhile back...
Quote from: ducpenguin on July 31, 2008, 01:02:23 PM
From my understanding...it is a forum fad. I asked the same question awhile back...
No, no, no. Fad implies this is only a temporary thing, a passing phase, That is not true, Bacon is not going anywhere. ;D
It shall live for ever.... (As long as it is refrigerated) [thumbsup]
All Hail [bacon]
Fad, no.
Fetish.....maybe. ;)
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.
Step 1.
Weave 1 pound of bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2717930849_d5d570fe11_o.jpg)
Step 2.
Fry said bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3099/2720893696_6c220380f8_o.jpg)
Step 3.
Apply Cheese
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2720893592_55def5b0e2_o.jpg)
Step 4.
Roll they bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2720069259_efc9f8cca6_o.jpg)
Step 5.
Slice thy bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2720069379_2a54d68fe6_o.jpg)
Voila Bacon Sushi.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2720898932_104bdecf93_o.jpg)
Thanks for that HeMan, Keyboard is ruined, scuse me while I clean up the rest of the Drool!
Those pictures are so very wrong, Cardiologist's everywhere are passing out!
(http://i37.tinypic.com/10qz8lz.jpg)
Isn't it something to do with the Canadians?
I would never eat a baby pig. Not morally against it, just not enough juicy fat going on.
Vile though...im all for killing the little cows. Better yet, let me do it. I have a shotgun and a chain saw. [laugh] im going to hell. but i love beef.
What's with the bacon??? WTF???? What are you? New? Bacon is natures most perfect bestest food. Its right up there with the nectar of the gods. It can be eaten as a dish itself or enjoyed as a compliment to any meal like a baked potato, eggs, or a fruit salad. My personal favorite is dove stuffed with jalapeno and chorizo wrapped with peppered bacon. You need to wake up and join civilization.
Quote from: Capo on July 31, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
Isn't it something to do with the Canadians?
mmmmm.... Canadians! [bacon]
Quote from: He Man on July 31, 2008, 02:20:54 PM
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.
Step 1.
Weave 1 pound of bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2717930849_d5d570fe11_o.jpg)
Step 2.
Fry said bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3099/2720893696_6c220380f8_o.jpg)
Step 3.
Apply Cheese
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2720893592_55def5b0e2_o.jpg)
Step 4.
Roll they bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2720069259_efc9f8cca6_o.jpg)
Step 5.
Slice thy bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2720069379_2a54d68fe6_o.jpg)
Voila Bacon Sushi.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2720898932_104bdecf93_o.jpg)
Hand me a cigarette, I think I just came.
I vowed to make that after it appeared on TOB, but got scared. I must do it this time around, cholesterol be damned. [evil]
Reminds me of the bad old days when I would make breakfast burritos the next morning for whatever drunken buddies crashed at my place:
Step 1: Fry pound of bacon in large frying pan.
Step 2: Remove bacon from pan.
Step 3: Scramble a half dozen (or so) eggs
IN pan full of bacon grease.
Step4: Slather tortillas with sour cream, spread eggs and bacon, dump on homemade salsa and some shredded cheese.
Step 5: Enjoy and feel the hangover melt away.
Quote from: c_rex on July 31, 2008, 04:03:59 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/10qz8lz.jpg)
[roll] [roll] [roll]
(http://www.reflectiveimages.com/images/EasternWildTurkey.jpg)
Bacon..it's whats for dinner! ;D [thumbsup] [bacon]
Ironically I just had bacon and cheese quesodilla's for dinner. [thumbsup] [bacon] Mmmmmmmm... BTW speaking of bacon doing everything.... I had lived among those that would call themselves rednecks. One of them whom I shall call "M" for this telling. Was the quintesential redneck mechanic. M's car developed a nasty knock in the bottom end of the engine. So we go out on a Saturday afternoon and procede to pull the oil pan off the car. After he located the offending bearing he disconnected the rod end and then to my bewilderment asks me to go into his house and grab an uncooked slice of bacon from his fridge. He then wraps it around the crankshaft and reassembles the bottom end while I continue to scratch my head and spread grease in my consternation. After all is said and done he hops in the car and starts it up, guess what? No engine knock. That's right he fixed his car with bacon. :o People I ask you is there anything bacon can't do? [cheeky] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 31, 2008, 09:31:22 PM
Ironically I just had bacon and cheese quesodilla's for dinner. [thumbsup] [bacon] Mmmmmmmm... BTW speaking of bacon doing everything.... I had lived among those that would call themselves rednecks. One of them whom I shall call "M" for this telling. Was the quintesential redneck mechanic. M's car developed a nasty knock in the bottom end of the engine. So we go out on a Saturday afternoon and procede to pull the oil pan off the car. After he located the offending bearing he disconnected the rod end and then to my bewilderment asks me to go into his house and grab an uncooked slice of bacon from his fridge. He then wraps it around the crankshaft and reassembles the bottom end while I continue to scratch my head and spread grease in my consternation. After all is said and done he hops in the car and starts it up, guess what? No engine knock. That's right he fixed his car with bacon. :o People I ask you is there anything bacon can't do? [cheeky] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
so what you're saying is that bacon is comparable to ductape..except..it can also be eaten?!
It's beyond me why it isn't available at Pep Boys. ???
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Gotta love it [thumbsup]
[bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: WannaDucBad on July 31, 2008, 09:39:29 PM
It's beyond me why it isn't available at Pep Boys. ???
[laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: IZ on July 31, 2008, 08:56:06 PM
[roll] [roll] [roll]
(http://www.reflectiveimages.com/images/EasternWildTurkey.jpg)
Bacon..it's whats for dinner!
;D [thumbsup] [bacon]
Have you called in and shot a Tom?
he thinks that going to the meat department at Safeway is considered "hunting" [roll]
CAUTION!! Do not, I repeat, do not let your wife [leo] catch you making the Cheesy Bacon Roll Sushi of absolute delishisness. (dont ask me how I know) Just don't.
I will agree with the merits of turkey bacon and I'll "gobble" it down, but make mine piggy bacon.
hmm... I wonder what squirrel bacon would be like?
bacon is like toasters.
or the whole monkey lord thing.
oh, and donuts.
Quote from: c_rex on August 01, 2008, 07:17:26 AM
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hmm... I wonder what squirrel bacon would be like?
Squirrel bacon, actual size >>>> [bacon]
LMAO!!!! [laugh]
im eating a meatlovers pizza from costco....
Bread...tomato paste/sace....cheese...sausages....peproni.....keilbasa...salami....bacon.. and what i can only assume to be burger meat.
Has anyone tried baking prosciutto like you would bacon? Wow! It's like sophisticated bacon.
yea, but bacon still taste better.
Am I the only one who thinks that Bacon sushi is instant massive coronary death?
To all you bacon questioners out there.. [bacon]
Bacon => man food => satisfaction => good thing => the wife won't understand => you talk about it with your friends, and you eat it alone. [bacon]
Any more questions? [bacon]
Quote from: He Man on August 01, 2008, 11:56:57 AM
im eating a meatlovers pizza from costco....
Bread...tomato paste/sace....cheese...sausages....peproni.....keilbasa...salami....bacon.. and what i can only assume to be burger meat.
Those are really good.
Quote from: He Man on July 31, 2008, 02:20:54 PM
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.
I'm gonna be that guy that takes credit for getting someone to add a bacon smiley to the board. [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=6228.0
If bacon is the forum's official food, then I propose a new toaster to be passed around.
(http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/images/wakeNbacon/wake-bacon-open.jpg)
This is for real. It's an alarm clock that wakes you up to the smell of fresh bacon. Read about it here (http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php).
Awesome. Really, really awesome...
oenst work too well with more than 2 slices of bacon. and i eat a whole pound. plus it takes liek 10 minutes with a 100watt. I can grill it on my stove top in less than 3, plus i can do 7 strips at a time.
Quote from: NuTTs on August 01, 2008, 01:55:26 PM
To all you bacon questioners out there.. [bacon]
Bacon => man food => satisfaction => good thing => the wife won't understand => you talk about it with your friends, and you eat it alone, even wearing just your underwear. [bacon]
Any more questions? [bacon]
Fixed it for ya. ;)
Oh... that does encourage a wee little disclaimer though. When cooking bacon in the buff or skivvies one must be wary of bacon spatter.
I hope we've clarified every thing about [bacon] for the OP.
;D
Quote from: WannaDucBad on August 01, 2008, 08:08:14 PM
Oh... that does encourage a wee little disclaimer though. When cooking bacon in the buff or skivvies one must be wary of bacon spatter.
In this case having your 4skin intact would be an advantage. I always wear my kinky cow apron when cooking "commando" :)
had grilled scallops wrapped in bacon last night. also last night there was a stampede at a 'religious even' in India killing 145 (rest their souls). coming to get my bacon? (help my soul...)
Mmmmm..... cooked up some bacon this morning for the wondering Bonfy and myself..... hopefully the bacon will help immunize her to all the Hogs she'll be in the mist of within the next couple hours. She's travelling to a little town in S. Dakota somewhere. [laugh]
Quote from: c_rex on August 03, 2008, 12:02:41 PM
had grilled scallops wrapped in bacon last night.
With a little BBQ sauce? I keep seeing a Red Lobster commercial for same which is making me think about a trip to town for the ingredients.
[bacon]
Bacon is down with it:
(http://www.keekles.net/cletus/Smilies/dancebacx.gif)
Quote from: He Man on July 31, 2008, 02:20:54 PM
it started around the same time i posted this back on TOB. If no one is going to, im gonna be that guy and take credit for starting the Bacon revolution of the DML and soon it spread to the DMF.
Step 1.
Weave 1 pound of bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/2717930849_d5d570fe11_o.jpg)
Step 2.
Fry said bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3099/2720893696_6c220380f8_o.jpg)
Step 3.
Apply Cheese
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2720893592_55def5b0e2_o.jpg)
Step 4.
Roll they bacon
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2720069259_efc9f8cca6_o.jpg)
Step 5.
Slice thy bacon.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2720069379_2a54d68fe6_o.jpg)
Voila Bacon Sushi.
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2720898932_104bdecf93_o.jpg)
Holy HEART ATTACK Batman!!! :o
Quote from: NuTTs on August 02, 2008, 05:10:43 PM
I always wear my kinky cow apron when cooking "commando"
Thanks for sharing that.
Quote from: trenner on August 04, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Thanks for sharing that.
No worries, I just thought the brethren on the board might appreciate non burnt privates ;D
This thread is cracking me up.
I'm a vegetarian by the way, Fakin is just as good as the real thing.
Not really...
:o :o :o
Quote from: gnostic203 on August 04, 2008, 11:40:13 AM
Fakin is just as good as the real thing.
Many people say this, but it's usually just to make themselves feel better about lying to their SO.
Quote from: Monstermash on August 03, 2008, 08:18:17 PM
Holy HEART ATTACK Batman!!! :o
Sorry Tom, but that looks better than your bike [cheeky]
(http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo/_new/080808-bacon-hmed-845a.hmedium.jpg)
CHOCOLATE COVERED [bacon] (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26092641/from/ET/)
(If it's a derby, sorry, I don't read every bacon thread...)
OH......MY.......GOD!!!!!!! I want. [thumbsup]