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Title: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 13, 2008, 04:07:15 PM
http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060315_happiness_pew.html

Interesting results of the survey:

    *  Republicans are happier than Democrats.
    * People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't.
    * The rich are happier than the poor.
    * Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks.
    * Married people are happier than the unmarried.
    * Dog owners and cat owners rate the same.
    * Sunbelt residents are happier than everyone else.

Some I am not at all surprised about, i.e. rich happier, married happier and sunbelt folks happier.  Surprised that GOP folks are statistically happier, esp with the election looming.

Also surprised that "Hispanics" are as happy as whites, but then again that is not a ethnic group, so they can be asian, white or black..

QuoteThe reason might seem obvious, since "Republicans tend to have more money than Democrats, andâ€"as we've already discoveredâ€"people who have more money tend to be happier," the report states.

But even after adjusting for income, poor Republicans are happier than poor Democrats, and rich Republicans are happier than rich Democrats.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: herm on August 13, 2008, 05:47:08 PM
dont forget that all the respondents where lonely and wanted someone to talk to.
so are they really happy?
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 13, 2008, 07:10:23 PM
 [laugh]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: NAKID on August 13, 2008, 08:25:34 PM
Me too...
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: somegirl on August 13, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
Quote from: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.

Maybe the spouses were listening in to the phone survey on the other line. ;)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:34:19 PM
Quote from: msincredible on August 13, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
Maybe the spouses were listening in to the phone survey on the other line. ;)


[laugh] [laugh]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: IZ on August 13, 2008, 08:55:40 PM
The married people didn't have kids.   
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: SacDuc on August 13, 2008, 08:57:32 PM
Quote from: IZ on August 13, 2008, 08:55:40 PM
The married people didn't have kids.   

Yep. The ones with kids all got divorced and are now the bitter miserable single people.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Jobu on August 13, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
Republicans are happier than democrats because republicans (I'm generalizing here) are more rich and more religious than the dems.

Also, the democrats aren't happy because they are too busy trying to solve world problems.   [laugh]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Manny on August 13, 2008, 10:44:41 PM
Sure I'm happy. I'm unmarried, but dating a wonderful woman - and no kids, just cute little dogs. My bike may be back on the road as early as next week. I hate politics and politicians, and hearing about either makes me want to head for the hills (so party makes no difference to me). I have a job right now and a job interview next week. I just reloaded 100 rounds for my 1911 (and cleaned up the Dillon progressive so it's nice and shiny now), and have been taking my .308 out more often lately. I'm unhindered by any religious guilt, obligations, or frustrations. I've now had a couple beers, a large whiskey, and a bratwurst sammich with wasabi horseradish sauce and it's time for me to go to my nice comfortable bed. Yep. Manny = happy.  ;D
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: He Man on August 13, 2008, 10:48:45 PM
Im not happy.

I am a republican.
I am not poor, but neither am i rich.
I am not married or have a gf, but i fell in love with a crazy pregnant dog destroyed any possibility of me ever dating another Italian girl.
What about the Asian people?
Dogs own. cats cant run with you.
I would kill myself if i had to live in an area thats always 100degrees. Hmm.. i use to live in Florida, I miss that place a hell of a lot more than New York City right now.

Yea... im not happy. Im gonna kill myself and haunt you all for making me realize that.  >:(

[laugh]

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 14, 2008, 02:37:39 AM
No.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Hank on August 14, 2008, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 cheezy bacon taters! on August 14, 2008, 02:37:39 AM
No.
count me in
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: teddy037.2 on August 14, 2008, 03:34:43 AM
Quote from: Hank on August 14, 2008, 03:02:40 AM
count me in

hell, the way my week's been, I could start a support group ;D

:edit:

I'ma quote Denis Leary on this one...

"happiness comes in small doses, kids. it's a cigarette, a chocolate chip cookie, a 5 second orgasm.

that's it, ok?"
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: TiNi on August 14, 2008, 04:03:56 AM
Quote from: msincredible on August 13, 2008, 08:28:03 PM
Maybe the spouses were listening in to the phone survey on the other line. ;)

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i'm happier now than i've ever been  ;D see? :)

who knows where the top of the happiness scale really is...

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 04:23:46 AM
Quote from: Jobu on August 13, 2008, 10:11:00 PM
Republicans are happier than democrats because republicans (I'm generalizing here) are more rich and more religious than the dems.

Quote
The reason might seem obvious, since "Republicans tend to have more money than Democrats, andâ€"as we've already discoveredâ€"people who have more money tend to be happier," the report states.

But even after adjusting for income, poor Republicans are happier than poor Democrats, and rich Republicans are happier than rich Democrats.

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: somegirl on August 14, 2008, 04:46:24 AM
I'm happy. :)

I spent several years earlier in life being unhappy, and resolved that I wasn't going to let myself be unhappy for so long again.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: TiNi on August 14, 2008, 04:52:31 AM
Quote from: msincredible on August 14, 2008, 04:46:24 AM
I spent several years earlier in life being unhappy, and resolved that I wasn't going to let myself be unhappy for so long again.

it seems we have something else in common... :)
[beer] to happiness!

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 14, 2008, 05:39:51 AM
Quote from: msincredible on August 14, 2008, 04:46:24 AM
I'm happy. :)

I spent several years earlier in life being unhappy, and resolved that I wasn't going to let myself be unhappy for so long again.

+1 ladies  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Le Pirate on August 14, 2008, 05:41:26 AM
I'm newly married, but no kids. couple of dogs. I have a job...but I still sit closer to the poor side of the survey. I'm a member of a church (from when I was a kid), but don't ever go. I'm not too political, but I'd probably lean more to the democratic side (not sure who I'm going to vote for though  ???).

All and all...I'd say I'm happy right now. I went through a depression stage a few years ago, but I got over it.

buck up, emo kids!
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Gator on August 14, 2008, 05:44:15 AM

I am a non-Republicans, an atheist, poor, unmarried, I don't have any pets and don't live anywhere the sun belt... 

Yet I am the happy sonofapregnant dog that ever what was.

Its a good thing I don't read Live Science magazine or I might be joining He Man in the suicide booth. [coffee]



I don't think that most people are unhappy because of their political affiliations or their lack of pets. I think most people are unhappy because they are frustrated with their current situation and unmet goals in their life and they focus on whats missing as apposed to whats there.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: green bastard on August 14, 2008, 05:44:15 AM
I don't think that most people are unhappy because of their political affiliations or their lack of pets. I think most people are unhappy because they are frustrated with their current situation and unmet goals in their life and they focus on whats missing as apposed to whats there.

i totally agree with that -- it isn't being a GOP that makes you happy or being married that makes you happy.

it is happy and unhappy people choosing to become those things.

it makes sense that a happy person is more likely to get married than an unhappy one -- who wants to marry a sad sack?

it is the choices we make AFTER being happy or unhappy
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ♣ McKraut ♣ on August 14, 2008, 05:59:44 AM
i'm neither happy nor unhappy.  though if i had a wife like some of the guys in the DFW group, i'd definitely be moving to the "happy" side of the spectrum.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Bick on August 14, 2008, 06:59:18 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 13, 2008, 04:07:15 PM
http://www.livescience.com/strangenews/060315_happiness_pew.html

Interesting results of the survey:

    *  Republicans are happier than Democrats.  Check  [thumbsup]
    * People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't. Check  [thumbsup]
    * The rich are happier than the poor.  Don't need to go into details, but I guess more to the happy side    [thumbsup]
    * Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks.  Check  [thumbsup]
    * Married people are happier than the unmarried.  Not married, but have a great woman.  [thumbsup]
    * Dog owners and cat owners rate the same.
    * Sunbelt residents are happier than everyone else.

Some I am not at all surprised about, i.e. rich happier, married happier and sunbelt folks happier.  Surprised that GOP folks are statistically happier, esp with the election looming.

Also surprised that "Hispanics" are as happy as whites, but then again that is not a ethnic group, so they can be asian, white or black..


Yes, I am happy.  :)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: GLantern on August 14, 2008, 07:36:37 AM
Quote from: green bastard on August 14, 2008, 05:44:15 AM
I don't think that most people are unhappy because of their political affiliations or their lack of pets. I think most people are unhappy because they are frustrated with their current situation and unmet goals in their life and they focus on whats missing as apposed to whats there.

You just gave me a whole new outlook on a couple of things in my life. :)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Sinister on August 14, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
Quote from: IZ on August 13, 2008, 08:55:40 PM
The married people didn't have kids.   

I'm married, have a child, and am happy as a make the beast with two backsing clam.  Impregnate your wife, Adam; you'll thank me later. ;D
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: cmorgan47 on August 14, 2008, 07:46:33 AM
i ride a ducati to work every day.
yes, i am happy.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: SacDuc on August 14, 2008, 07:46:51 AM
Quote from: Sinister on August 14, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
I'm married, have a child, and am happy as a make the beast with two backsing clam.  Impregnate your wife, Adam; you'll thank me later. ;D

Its more fun practicing.  ;D


sac
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: IZ on August 14, 2008, 08:06:32 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 14, 2008, 07:46:51 AM
Its more fun practicing.  ;D


sac


[beer]  cheers to that!
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Sinister on August 14, 2008, 08:07:34 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on August 14, 2008, 07:46:51 AM
Its more fun practicing.  ;D


sac

Oh, I'm still practicing.  I believe in the rigorous pursuit of perfection.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: KnightofNi on August 14, 2008, 08:12:44 AM
according to that i should be fairly happy.


i'm a bitter man though. i always have been, and i think i always will be. i'm with GB and tizzy, it's what you focus on and how you view things that determines your happiness. (though money can help that view change a lot)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 08:49:19 AM
Quote from: Sinister on August 14, 2008, 08:07:34 AM
Oh, I'm still practicing.  I believe in the rigorous pursuit of perfection.  [thumbsup]

being alone with your hand lotion doesn't count as practice, mmm kay?
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 14, 2008, 08:52:47 AM
It doesnt?  [puts lotion down]   :P


why would republicans be happier than democrats?  must be the money part?
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on August 14, 2008, 08:52:47 AM
It doesnt?  [puts lotion down]   :P


why would republicans be happier than democrats?  must be the money part?

it would help if you read all of the article:
QuoteThe reason might seem obvious, since "Republicans tend to have more money than Democrats, andâ€"as we've already discoveredâ€"people who have more money tend to be happier," the report states.

But even after adjusting for income, poor Republicans are happier than poor Democrats, and rich Republicans are happier than rich Democrats.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 09:06:29 AM
I'm happy, but for those that aren't here ya go

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/72/200px-Suicide_Booth.JPG)

What can I say I like to help the needy  [evil]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 09:26:53 AM
I'm happy, but it's not cuz I'm a crack'a,

it's not cuz of how I vote

it's not cuz I breathe a lil easier financially

it's not because of the wife, or the cat or the dog.....


it's because I finally took the responsibility of owning up to, and accepting the blame, and the credit, of where I was in life.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2008, 09:26:53 AM

it's because I finally took the responsibility of owning up to, and accepting the blame, and the credit, of where I was in life.

[thumbsup]

probably why you're not a democrat
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 09:30:42 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
[thumbsup]

probably why you're not a democrat

I was..... but I growed up a lil.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:35:55 AM
The study isn't complete.  They didn't look at smart people vs. stupid people.  Seems like stupid people are generally happier than smart people - think of the expression "fat, dumb, and happy."

That's probably the root correlation for republicans feeling happier.   [laugh]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Scooter Montgomery on August 14, 2008, 09:38:54 AM
    *  Republicans are happier than Democrats. I'm independant does that mean less happy than a democrat?
    * People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't. I don't worship, unless you count "Oh god, oh god, oh god" in bed
    * The rich are happier than the poor. I'm neither, I'm broke. Ok money that all gets spent.
    * Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks. I'm white with a killer farmers tan
    * Married people are happier than the unmarried. Unmarried  
    * Dog owners and cat owners rate the same. I have an iguanna.  
    * Sunbelt residents are happier than everyone else. I live in MA.

No wonder I'm filled with hate and sadness.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 09:39:39 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:35:55 AM
The study isn't complete.  They didn't look at smart people vs. stupid people.  Seems like stupid people are generally happier than smart people - think of the expression "fat, dumb, and happy."

That's probably the root correlation for republicans feeling happier.   [laugh]

"Here most of the findings are pretty predictable - healthier people tend to be happier, and so do better-educated people."

Look at the link in the article for the full story
http://pewresearch.org/pubs/301/are-we-happy-yet

Happy?  ;D
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Kyna on August 14, 2008, 09:42:51 AM
I'm happy.  I made a decision a few years back to be happy and if something is making me unhappy to do something to change it.  I was sick of hearing myself complain. 

Not political
Not rich
Not Married, but I've been dating a pretty great guy for a while now.
No Kids

None of that upsets me in the least.

Sometimes being happy is all in convincing yourself that life is not nearly as crappy as it appears.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:46:22 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 09:39:39 AM
"Here most of the findings are pretty predictable - healthier people tend to be happier, and so do better-educated people."

Look at the link in the article for the full story
http://pewresearch.org/pubs/301/are-we-happy-yet

Happy?  ;D

Education doesn't have anyhting to do with smart vs. stupid.  Otherwise I'd be smart instead of happy.  ;)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:46:22 AM
Education doesn't have anyhting to do with smart vs. stupid. 

Depends how you look at education.  Are you talking only about schooling or the education your parents give you when they are bringing you up?  I think your upbringing can tremendously influence how smart you are ;)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducducgooseme on August 14, 2008, 09:53:31 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 09:28:22 AM
[thumbsup]

probably why you're not a democrat

[roll]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 09:50:46 AM
Depends how you look at education.  Are you talking only about schooling or the education your parents give you when they are bringing you up?  I think your upbringing can tremendously influence how smart you are ;)

I think the report was referring to formal education. Your point well taken but there are other factors as well - I had great parents and should've been real smart but I also used to gnaw on lead.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 10:04:07 AM
I'm a member of the GED alumni

for years... I beat myself up for it.


then..... I forgave myself, accepted the fact that will never know everything, and poof...... instant happy.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: triangleforge on August 14, 2008, 10:10:58 AM
I'm a damn librul, agnostic (trending atheistic), probably won't make enough to owe income taxes this year (I'm starting a business, so it's all outflow, not income), not married (though I'll admit that most everyone assumes we are, so that might be more of a technicality), two dog/two cat owner.

And I wake up every morning freakin' ecstatic. If life was any better, I'd start looking around for Allen Funt.

Maybe it's because I just moved to the sunbelt, but my main complaint about life here in Arizona is that it doesn't snow enough & my skis are getting dusty.

Like a number of others have mentioned, I realized one day about four or five years ago that I was unhappy with my situation and had been for a very long time and set about fixing the parts that didn't work. That's where the big fun starts!
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2008, 09:30:42 AM
I was..... but I growed up a lil.

took Sir Churchhill's advice, I see.

Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 09:59:29 AM
I think the report was referring to formal education. Your point well taken but there are other factors as well - I had great parents and should've been real smart but I also used to gnaw on lead.

you probably didn't go too far with a formal education then.

formal education and intelligence are correlated -- not 100% but if you pick PhD's out of the population, they will tend to have higher IQs whereas same-age group HS grads will tend to have lower IQs

not causation, but smart people tend to just get more formal education.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
dont forget the "get a life" aspect of higher edumacation.


I dated a PHD once, hung out with her crowd a few times. They (and I'm not say'n this about all of them), were a sad bunch and very shallow. They had spent thier entire life, in school, and had not a clue as to how the world worked outside of a book and a classroom.

If you are educated, and do nothing with it.... then, what a waste.

An education is only as good as the person who shares it.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
took Sir Churchhill's advice, I see.

you probably didn't go too far with a formal education then.

formal education and intelligence are correlated -- not 100% but if you pick PhD's out of the population, they will tend to have higher IQs whereas same-age group HS grads will tend to have lower IQs

not causation, but smart people tend to just get more formal education.

I have two Masters degrees and I've worked with people that never got beyond the eighth grade that were a lot smarter than me.  Degrees are just a matter of jumping through the right hoops.  
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
I have two Masters degrees and I've worked with people that never got beyond the eighth grade that were a lot smarter than me.  Degrees are just a matter of jumping through the right hoops. 

why don't you get a Masters in Engineering and come back and say that?

it really depends on the degree.  i actually know someone with a Masters in Women's History.

WTF?  Women's History?  Gimmie a break.  What are you going to do with that?  Teach people to iron shirts?  (DUCKING)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 14, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
WTF?  Women's History?  Gimmie a break.  What are you going to do with that?  Teach people to iron shirts?  (DUCKING)

They teach us how to vacuum and bring sammiches and beer in those classes too.  [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 10:28:19 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
why don't you get a Masters in Engineering and come back and say that?

it really depends on the degree.  i actually know someone with a Masters in Women's History.

WTF?  Women's History?  Gimmie a break.  What are you going to do with that?  Teach people to iron shirts?  (DUCKING)

My advanced degrees are in Geology (structural) and Engineering Mechanics.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 10:30:28 AM
Quote from: JBubble on August 14, 2008, 10:27:16 AM
They teach us how to vacuum and bring sammiches and beer in those classes too.  [thumbsup]
3
where's my pot pie?  >:(
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 14, 2008, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 10:28:19 AM
My advanced degrees are in Geology (structural) and Engineering Mechanics.

then i seriously doubt you ate much lead.

i doubt many people wih an 8th grade education are as intelligent as you.  maybe a few folks, but they probably also heal the plague by laying hands.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: jdubbs32584 on August 14, 2008, 10:32:30 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on August 14, 2008, 10:30:28 AM
3
where's my pot pie?  >:(

In the oven dear.   :-*
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 14, 2008, 10:32:40 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 10:24:50 AM
why don't you get a Masters in Engineering and come back and say that?

it really depends on the degree.  i actually know someone with a Masters in Women's History.

WTF?  Women's History?  Gimmie a break.  What are you going to do with that?  Teach people to iron shirts?  (DUCKING)

[laugh]

Don't forget:

The art of a guilt trip
&
The advantages of pregnant dogery

You can duck, I'm running for the hills.  I feel pitch forks and torches coming my way
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Johnny OrganDonor on August 14, 2008, 10:40:58 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 14, 2008, 10:31:12 AM
then i seriously doubt you ate much lead.

i doubt many people wih an 8th grade education are as intelligent as you.  maybe a few folks, but they probably also heal the plague by laying hands.

It's true, as kid I used to chew on lead fishing line sinkers and the old lead pellets used in pellet guns.  No telling how smart I could've been.  I'm not saying that you're completely wrong but education is not the measure of intelligence - it just shows that you can follow instructions well and that you'll probably be a good employee.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: fwtcc on August 14, 2008, 10:45:19 AM
I honestly don't think I could be happier.  On the sorrow scale I am in the .001% at worst.  If I ever did have a truly BAD turnover, I would still be at 2% of the world's population.  

I don't see how I could ever actually end up suffering.  I might be slightly uncomfortable at times a little frustrated at other times, but I'll never suffer.  So any time I do have downfall, I just look at it as something to learn and move on.

Its like when I go to the hospital and get asked the pain scale.  I had skin grafts and those are pretty severe pain.  So I have that to go off of and the broken foot got rated at a 4-5ish, when they tried to reset it I'd give it 7-8ish.  A mf'er mauled by a bear or shark probably wouldn't even have given it that.

The nurse told me the lady next to me was giving a migraine a 9-10.
I guess it all breaks down to your perspective on things.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: tommys67 on August 14, 2008, 02:52:44 PM

Let's see -
I'm not a Republcan,
am an Atheist,
white, divorced, bike-less, and NOT rich.
I live in NYC, and my ex- has my dog.

and I'm a pretty happy guy by general nature!

Go make the beast with two backsin' figure! 8)
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: 'diction on August 14, 2008, 03:30:42 PM
i would be if i could stop on a dime.

my .02

half the time,

must go,
it's beer 30
[beer]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Grampa on August 14, 2008, 03:38:21 PM
pillars back
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: herm on August 14, 2008, 05:39:00 PM
Quote from: Scooter Montgomery on August 14, 2008, 09:38:54 AM
    *  Republicans are happier than Democrats. I'm independant does that mean less happy than a democrat?
    * People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't. I don't worship, unless you count "Oh god, oh god, oh god" in bed
    * The rich are happier than the poor. I'm neither, I'm broke. Ok money that all gets spent.
    * Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks. I'm white with a killer farmers tan
    * Married people are happier than the unmarried. Unmarried  
    * Dog owners and cat owners rate the same. I have an iguanna.  
    * Sunbelt residents are happier than everyone else. I live in MA.

No wonder I'm filled with hate and sadness.

thats 'cause you live in MA [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: DRKWNG on August 15, 2008, 12:16:26 AM
Nope
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: fwtcc on August 15, 2008, 07:15:45 AM
Quote from: tommys67 on August 14, 2008, 02:52:44 PM
Let's see -
I'm not a Republcan, same
am an Atheist,
white, divorced, bike-less, and NOT rich. same
I live in NYC, and my ex- has my dog.  have my dogs but live in cincinnati, for an example of that lameness check out the Ohio board

and I'm a pretty happy guy by general nature! same here as well!!!

Go make the beast with two backsin' figure! 8)

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 15, 2008, 10:19:39 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 15, 2008, 12:16:26 AM
Nope

Is it because they canceled Darkwing Duck?
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: motogpfan on August 15, 2008, 10:26:35 AM
Quote from: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.

depends who you marry
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 15, 2008, 11:04:13 AM
Quote from: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.

nope, i didn't say that, I typed it.

and yes, married people are happier people IN GENERAL.  miserable people don't get married, they can't find anyone.

happy single people end up attracting someone and end up getting hitched.

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Pakhan on August 15, 2008, 11:06:18 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 15, 2008, 11:04:13 AM
nope, i didn't say that, I typed it.

and yes, married people are happier people IN GENERAL.  miserable people don't get married, they can't find anyone.

happy single people end up attracting someone and end up getting hitched.



What if your happily single  :D
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 15, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: Pakhan on August 15, 2008, 11:06:18 AM
What if your happily single  :D

no one stays happily single for long.  eventually, you start noticing changes.. grey hair, baldness, piles of dirty clothes.

you need someone to help out.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: fwtcc on August 15, 2008, 11:18:39 AM
and that is when you hire a secretary,

or find one that doesn't mind being paid in boot knockin' sessions.

I'm just sayin'
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: triangleforge on August 15, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on August 15, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
no one stays happily single for long.  eventually, you start noticing changes.. grey hair, baldness, piles of dirty clothes.

you need someone to help out.

Neil Young -- "Man Needs a Maid"

"I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals

And go away."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNHet308wYA

One of my long-time favorite songs -- for when I'm single and depressed!  [cheeky]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Xiphias on August 15, 2008, 04:59:12 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on August 15, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
Neil Young -- "Man Needs a Maid"

"I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals

And go away."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNHet308wYA

One of my long-time favorite songs -- for when I'm single and depressed!  [cheeky]
I love that song. My daughter and my bikes keep me happy (plus a few schillings).
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: ducatiz on August 15, 2008, 06:23:58 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on August 15, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
Neil Young -- "Man Needs a Maid"

"I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals

And go away."

One of my long-time favorite songs -- for when I'm single and depressed!  [cheeky]

rofl

Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Randimus Maximus on August 15, 2008, 08:39:29 PM
The Randimus is happy.
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: c_rex on August 15, 2008, 08:45:23 PM
I've been to Neil Young's house.  I'm pretty sure he's got a maid.  I think she even cleans his garage 'cause his collection is spotless.


Am I happy?  I'm friggin ecstatic now mind your own gorram business.   [cheeky]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: lauramonster on August 16, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Life is wonderful.  I'm happy...

Neil was right - a man needs a maid.  Actually: every man needs a maid...

Just gotta learn to look at what you got, rather than what you want...

Find the fun in the here and now.

















Whether you're single or married. 
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: mossimo on August 16, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
Quote from: lauramonster on August 16, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Life is wonderful.  I'm happy...

Neil was right - a man needs a maid.  Actually: every man needs a maid...

Just gotta learn to look at what you got, rather than what you want...

Find the fun in the here and now.

Whether you're single or married. 


+1

Life is what you make it, you can choose to look on the brighter side of things or dwell in the bs.... or apparently become a republican, go to church, get married, and get a dog (or cat if you wish).
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: lawbreaker on August 16, 2008, 08:33:04 PM
Quote from: Rameses on August 13, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.
+1

Married and not happy.......

But i'm thrilled with my kids [thumbsup]
Title: Re: Are you happy?
Post by: Hank on August 18, 2008, 07:51:47 AM
I not happy.  Its raining on my day off.  No riding for me  [bang]