Are you happy?

[fwtcc]

I honestly don't think I could be happier.  On the sorrow scale I am in the .001% at worst.  If I ever did have a truly BAD turnover, I would still be at 2% of the world's population.  

I don't see how I could ever actually end up suffering.  I might be slightly uncomfortable at times a little frustrated at other times, but I'll never suffer.  So any time I do have downfall, I just look at it as something to learn and move on.

Its like when I go to the hospital and get asked the pain scale.  I had skin grafts and those are pretty severe pain.  So I have that to go off of and the broken foot got rated at a 4-5ish, when they tried to reset it I'd give it 7-8ish.  A mf'er mauled by a bear or shark probably wouldn't even have given it that.

The nurse told me the lady next to me was giving a migraine a 9-10.
I guess it all breaks down to your perspective on things.

[tommys67]

Let's see -
I'm not a Republcan,
am an Atheist,
white, divorced, bike-less, and NOT rich.
I live in NYC, and my ex- has my dog.

and I'm a pretty happy guy by general nature!

Go make the beast with two backsin' figure!

['diction]

i would be if i could stop on a dime.

my .02

half the time,

must go,
it's beer 30

[Grampa]

pillars back

[herm]

    *  Republicans are happier than Democrats. I'm independant does that mean less happy than a democrat?
    * People who worship frequently are happier than those who don't. I don't worship, unless you count "Oh god, oh god, oh god" in bed
    * The rich are happier than the poor. I'm neither, I'm broke. Ok money that all gets spent.
    * Whites and Hispanics are happier than blacks. I'm white with a killer farmers tan
    * Married people are happier than the unmarried. Unmarried
    * Dog owners and cat owners rate the same. I have an iguanna.
    * Sunbelt residents are happier than everyone else. I live in MA.

No wonder I'm filled with hate and sadness.

thats 'cause you live in MA

[DRKWNG]

Nope

[fwtcc]

Let's see -
I'm not a Republcan, same
am an Atheist,
white, divorced, bike-less, and NOT rich. same
I live in NYC, and my ex- has my dog.  have my dogs but live in cincinnati, for an example of that lameness check out the Ohio board

and I'm a pretty happy guy by general nature! same here as well!!!

Go make the beast with two backsin' figure!

[Pakhan]

Nope

Is it because they canceled Darkwing Duck?

[motogpfan]

Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.

depends who you marry

[ducatiz]

Did you really say that you're not at all surprised that married people are happier than singles?

That surprises the hell out of me.

nope, i didn't say that, I typed it.

and yes, married people are happier people IN GENERAL.  miserable people don't get married, they can't find anyone.

happy single people end up attracting someone and end up getting hitched.

[Pakhan]

nope, i didn't say that, I typed it.

and yes, married people are happier people IN GENERAL.  miserable people don't get married, they can't find anyone.

happy single people end up attracting someone and end up getting hitched.

What if your happily single 

[ducatiz]

What if your happily single 

no one stays happily single for long.  eventually, you start noticing changes.. grey hair, baldness, piles of dirty clothes.

you need someone to help out.

[fwtcc]

and that is when you hire a secretary,

or find one that doesn't mind being paid in boot knockin' sessions.

I'm just sayin'

[triangleforge]

no one stays happily single for long.  eventually, you start noticing changes.. grey hair, baldness, piles of dirty clothes.

you need someone to help out.

Neil Young -- "Man Needs a Maid"

"I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals

And go away."



One of my long-time favorite songs -- for when I'm single and depressed! 

[Xiphias]

Neil Young -- "Man Needs a Maid"

"I was thinking maybe I'd get a maid
Find a place nearby for her to stay
Just someone to keep my house clean
Fix my meals

And go away."



One of my long-time favorite songs -- for when I'm single and depressed! 

I love that song. My daughter and my bikes keep me happy (plus a few schillings).