Ricer's guide to driving...

[Oldfisti]

Kinda funny...           http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/

[teddy037.2]

 

#1 doesn't count, though... it's not tailgating. it's drafting! 

[cbartlett419]

#10 is my favorite, couldn't be more true

[KnightofNi]

why is there no mention of the massive horsepower adding melon shooter exhaust.

[Oldfisti]

Kinda mentioned in #9 but not to the extent of melon shooting. 

[darkduc7]

another rule...make sure those rims cost at least double what you paid for the car!!

[Ducatiloo]

#8 I saw a Ricer blow a tire coming off an exit trying that.  Still makes me laugh thinking about it.

[Jarvicious]

Speed limits are for suckers.  Do not under any circumstances go below the speed limit.......or you will be killed.  Wait, who wrote this?

[Oldfisti]

If it was Clarkson I can assure you it would be much wittier! 

[Le Pirate]

 

they need

#11) passing someone at 100mph+ and then flashing your hazard lights indicates to them that you, do in fact, have a superior, larger penis.

[darkduc7]

Plus, if youre a ricer up here in Verrrrmont, make sure you've got the rust holes in the rear fender too, it shows how long you've been kickin' it in da streets. consider it a badge of honor.