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Oldfisti
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Ricer's guide to driving...
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October 23, 2008, 11:27:08 PM »
Kinda funny...
http://www.dailyinterweb.com/2008/10/a-ricers-guide-to-driving/
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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#1 doesn't count, though... it's not tailgating. it's drafting!
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#10 is my favorite, couldn't be more true
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KnightofNi
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why is there no mention of the massive horsepower adding melon shooter exhaust.
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Oldfisti
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Kinda mentioned in #9 but not to the extent of melon shooting.
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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another rule...make sure those rims cost at least double what you paid for the car!!
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#8 I saw a Ricer blow a tire coming off an exit trying that. Still makes me laugh thinking about it.
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Speed limits are for suckers. Do not under any circumstances go below the speed limit.......or you will be killed. Wait, who wrote this?
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Oldfisti
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If it was Clarkson I can assure you it would be much wittier!
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying: Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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they need
#11) passing someone at 100mph+ and then flashing your hazard lights indicates to them that you, do in fact, have a superior, larger penis.
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Plus, if youre a ricer up here in Verrrrmont, make sure you've got the rust holes in the rear fender too, it shows how long you've been kickin' it in da streets. consider it a badge of honor.
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