i got a present today

Started by KnightofNi, January 26, 2009, 12:08:10 PM

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KnightofNi

my mgr walked in and said "i know what this will sound like, so here."

and handed me this


I have been giggling everytime when i look over and see it.
it's a pretty hefty sack.

and yes, they are lightly salted.


edit: it's not from my mgr, it's from a vendor
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

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the_Journeyman

Dude...  Your manager gave you nuts?  Better than giving you shit!

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Quote from: the_Journeyman on January 26, 2009, 12:14:28 PM
Dude...  Your manager gave you nuts?  Better than giving you shit!

JM

Gave him a nut sack?
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tcspeedfreak

were they hot or even warm?  nuts get your hot salty nuts here [thumbsup]
just another fool playing with boats and bikes

CowboyBeebop

There's nothing like a big sack of nuts. 

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

redxblack

please tell me the bag is burlap. if so, he gave you a giant IZ_ nut sack.

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slowpoke13

No biggie, His g/f is just going to keep them on the mantle with the rest.
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KnightofNi

Quote from: redxblack on January 26, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
please tell me the bag is burlap. if so, he gave you a giant IZ_ nut sack.

it's actually muslin. and it's not IZ_. it would be funnier if it was IZ_ though.

Quote from: slowpoke13 on January 27, 2009, 04:12:01 AM
No biggie, His g/f is just going to keep them on the mantle with the rest.

we dont' have a mantle. she keeps them in front of the TV.

Quote from: Ducatista on January 27, 2009, 05:49:23 AM


Go to 00:35 and listen closely.

can't see youtube from work. should i be scared?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.