Owning that couch would make me play zombie dress-up just for fun.
You playing Zombie dress-up makes me want to own one.
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It does make sense though,
people their families pay 5-6k on a coffin and you never get to enjoy it.
Now they can just knock the legs off buy a lid with an extension to cover the front, brush off the Doritos crumbs and throw your ass in the ground.
They get rid of you and the furniture they would have had to schlep to goodwill anyway.
Talk about getting two birds stoned at once...
