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« on: February 18, 2009, 07:04:35 AM »

Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 07:09:08 AM »

Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 07:14:15 AM »

Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with said attack.







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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 07:57:19 AM »

actually, it was a chimp.

this morn on the radio they had a chimp trainer on and he said they like to maul you before they kill you to assert their dominance.



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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 08:04:03 AM »

chimp, ape, monkey, goon, wtf cares!

if it was a super-hairy guy with bad teeth, then he gets called a monkey!
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