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Started by Grampa, February 18, 2009, 07:04:35 AM

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Grampa

February 18, 2009, 07:04:35 AM
Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


When I die...... if there is an afterlife, I'm lie'n about when I lived.



Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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Porsche Monkey

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February 18, 2009, 07:09:08 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on February 18, 2009, 07:04:35 AM
Papers were signed yesterday that will ensure that we all are about to witness the great great depression...... and a monkey attack gets centerstage on the news.


When I die...... if there is an afterlife, I'm lie'n about when I lived.






Monkeys scare me almost as much as penguins and midgets.  Scary stuff. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

LMT

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February 18, 2009, 07:14:15 AM
Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with said attack.







;)

KnightofNi

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February 18, 2009, 07:57:19 AM
actually, it was a chimp.

this morn on the radio they had a chimp trainer on and he said they like to maul you before they kill you to assert their dominance.



that's all i have to say or it will turn to the no no talk.
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ducatiz

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February 18, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
chimp, ape, monkey, goon, wtf cares!

if it was a super-hairy guy with bad teeth, then he gets called a monkey!
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