making up a sticker saying.

[redxblack]

My first car had a NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS sticker. I had one on my old truck that said DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH. That last one got me the stink-eye more often than thumbs ups.

[Grampa]

get naked and ride a monster

[junior varsity]

"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"


saw that on the tollway today.

[Scotzman]

"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"


saw that on the tollway today.

Funny AND true.

[grandpa nate]

"I'M ONLY DRIVING THIS FAST BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO POOP"


saw that on the tollway today.

i got out of a wheelie ticket because i really did have to drop a deuce...told the officer where i was goin to drop said deuce (a dennys up the road) and he let me go.  i really expected him to be waiting for me outside, but nope.

[Sterling]

i got out of a wheelie ticket because i really did have to drop a deuce...told the officer where i was goin to drop said deuce (a dennys up the road) and he let me go.  i really expected him to be waiting for me outside, but nope.

[kingbaby]

On my last track & drag bikes   

   I'M NOT RIDING 2 FAST
      I'M FLYING 2 LOW

(Not recommended for the street)



                                                               

[TwIsTeD]

Wet Women, Dry Clutches

...save lives.
      or
...are life savers.

[NorDog]

Wet women and dry clutches...

Both make a lot of racket, but what sweet racket.

[masterkush4u]

DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH. 

Excellent!

[Big Troubled Bear]

DON'T PRAY IN MY SCHOOL AND I WON'T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH.

Made think of this:

I would rather be on my motorcycle thinking of God, than in church thinking of my motorcycle