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Started by zarn02, November 09, 2009, 04:41:40 PM

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zarn02

November 09, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

cokey

#1
November 09, 2009, 04:58:54 PM
damn...
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

herm

#2
November 09, 2009, 05:10:07 PM
it really is a coin toss...
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Drjones

#3
November 09, 2009, 05:11:00 PM
I'd say that woman has no luck at all.  :-\
"Live like no one else now, so that you can live like no one else tomorrow."

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Monsterlover

#4
November 10, 2009, 04:19:36 AM
yikes!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#5
November 10, 2009, 05:13:37 AM
Holy shnikeys!   :o
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

VisceralReaction

#6
November 10, 2009, 07:54:06 AM
Backdrop people!! BACKDROP!!
Always think, what's downrange  ???  >:(

I had an unfortunate accident when i was a kid and shot my sister.
I didn't have an urge to TOUCH a firearm for years and now it's always in
my mind. Safety Safety Safety. (yeah we both lived  ;) )
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

mitt

#7
November 10, 2009, 08:25:08 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on November 10, 2009, 07:54:06 AM
. (yeah we both lived  ;) )

Did she ever let you forget it?   :)

mitt

VisceralReaction

#8
November 10, 2009, 09:02:48 AM
Oh yeah she did, it was an accident :)
Scared the hell out of me for years though, What if's you know
There are squirrels juggling knives in my head

wbeck257

#9
November 10, 2009, 09:51:44 AM
lucky.. theres has been plenty of times i wanted to shoot my sister.
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