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Started by KnightofNi, March 25, 2010, 09:41:05 AM

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RAT900

#45
March 28, 2010, 08:12:01 AM
looking in the mirror he thought to himself..."doesn't smoke like my trusty old Jawa but it gets me where I need to go" then glancing ahead he saw the light change from orange to red...he slowed down and thought he was still rolling when he and the bike fell over,  the red lights of the patrol car flashed behind him.
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Speedbag

#46
March 28, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
The patrolman stopped the car, lights ablaze, then got out and walked slowly over to the fallen rider. John looked up in a fog, then did a double-take.

It was Officer Ruth Blaylock.

"What the make the beast with two backs....", John muttered, barely audible.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

RAT900

#47
March 28, 2010, 10:25:25 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 28, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
The patrolman stopped the car, lights ablaze, then got out and walked slowly over to the fallen rider. John looked up in a fog, then did a double-take.

It was Officer Ruth Blaylock.

"What the make the beast with two backs....", John muttered, barely audible.

She drew her encrusted nightstick from its loop on her Sam Browne belt and slapped it repeatedly into the open palm of her free hand until the scent of it hit her nostrils, she stared down at the puddle of "car bombed" inebriation lying on the ground moaning
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Mike_D

#48
March 28, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 28, 2010, 10:25:25 AM
She drew her encrusted nightstick from its loop on her Sam Browne belt and slapped it repeatedly into the open palm of her free hand until the scent of it hit her nostrils, she stared down at the puddle of "car bombed" inebriation lying on the ground moaning

As John struggled to get up off the wet pavement, a familiar voice penetrated the fog of the Jameson's and Guiness.  "Hey buddy," Jack warned, "if you don't want your head to become a piñata, I suggest that you MOVE YOUR ASS!"   
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RAT900

#49
March 29, 2010, 02:24:36 AM
Blaylock quickened her pace as she watched him scrabbling to move away from her like some sort of injured crab...she smiled as she addressed him..."Time for the full Louima sport"
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KnightofNi

#50
March 29, 2010, 10:58:13 AM
"What the hell does a llama have to do with anything?" John yelped as he flipped over to try and get to his feet.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Speedbag

#51
March 29, 2010, 01:12:01 PM
SMACK!

And Blaylock's nightstick brought his world to a starry pause as she briskly brought it down on the nape of his neck.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat
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