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Started by Porsche Monkey, August 17, 2010, 03:37:44 AM

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ducpainter

#60
August 20, 2010, 03:45:12 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grappa

#61
August 20, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
Yes, I suck at the internet!!!
Ahh... but the servant waits, while the master baits.

Sometimes Aloha means Goodbye.

akmnstr

#62
August 20, 2010, 05:41:44 PM
 [clap] [clap] [clap] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

badgalbetty

#63
August 22, 2010, 03:04:22 AM
really?
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

duccarlos

#64
August 22, 2010, 06:36:01 AM
Maybe a should start a thread about how much I rock and I'm so sexy.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

rgramjet

#65
August 22, 2010, 10:27:18 AM
Where's the "Crickets Chirping" smiley??
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Kopfjäger

#66
August 22, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

fastwin

#67
August 22, 2010, 11:09:48 AM
Good luck with finalizing your divorce. The words "get some ink on it" are not to be taken lightly. Your attitude is great but get it done ASAP. My 20 year marriage burned up on re-entry in the late 90s. We separated in 2000 and later filed... it took over two and half years to get the ink!! And we had no kids!! Long after we filed (and should have been finished!! [bang]) she found out I was dating someone. Hell, what would I have cared if she was dating someone at that point? Maybe it would have made her step on the gas. So to "punish" me for trying to move on with my life she decided to be more of a boat anchor and dig her heels in even more. I didn't get to see or touch my bikes in my garage for a couple of years!! She changed the locks and threatened to do them harm if I tried to get to them. Can you say crazy? Yeah... where was that "use the shotgun" idea when I needed it??? And I live in Texas! [laugh]

All ended well it just didn't end soon enough. I finally got all my bikes and added a new wife and some new scooters!!! [thumbsup] I love my current wife but I should have stayed single longer. Not to party or chase women but to get in more riding, hunting and trout fishing!! [popcorn] [laugh] Enjoy your "me" time!!  [moto] [drink] [wine]
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