Italian UberGoats

Started by Drunken Monkey, October 13, 2010, 09:22:56 PM

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Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


IZ

Quote from: Rameses on October 14, 2010, 10:18:18 AM
Amazing what a youtube search for "goat eagle" will turn up.   [cheeky]

:o

Very interesting how the hunting techniques of animals and humans evolve in certain regions. 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Latinbalar

And some people don't believe in evolution


And thats all I have to say about that
I live vicariously thru myself......

El Matador

Quote from: IZ on October 14, 2010, 11:07:05 AM
:o

Very interesting how the hunting techniques of animals and humans evolve in certain regions. 

Just imagine being a goat, coming back from work, just chilling and looking for some nice grass to much on when all of a sudden a freaking winged monster grabs you by the leg and throws you from a cliff. Talk about a make the beast with two backsing shitty day

IZ

Quote from: El Matador on October 14, 2010, 01:08:08 PM
Just imagine being a goat, coming back from work, just chilling and looking for some nice grass to much on when all of a sudden a freaking winged monster grabs you by the leg and throws you from a cliff. Talk about a make the beast with two backsing shitty day

and then eats you alive when you didn't die from the 300' fall!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Grampa

base jumping goats



f'n rock
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Grampa

this is proof as to why Darwin was wrong.

these goats did not evolve to overcome.... they got stupid.

whales beach themselves... dumb

squirrels run out into the road.... dumb

birds fly into my bedroom window.... dumb

dogs eat cat poop..... dumb


if Darwin had been right... the goats would have grown thumbs to better hold a coffee mug and hung out at starbucks like civilized beings do.


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So I went solo.  -Me

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Porsche Monkey

Drinking coffee at Starbucks..... dumb
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Grampa

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on October 14, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
Drinking coffee at Starbucks..... dumb

exactly.... cept for the caramel apple spices they sell
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

IZ

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on October 14, 2010, 03:48:04 PM
Drinking coffee at Starbucks..... dumb

Now you're going too far.  That's the only place BP rides his Ducs to anymore.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Grampa

Quote from: IZ on October 14, 2010, 03:54:25 PM
Now you're going too far.  That's the only place BP rides his Ducs to anymore.

not true.... I rode to Glennville to buy space coffee just this morning.  I even broke a few laws in doing so.... just to say I'm a hooligan.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Jobu

There was an episode of Life that had some goats on it (I believe they were in Afghanistan or somewhere near there) that would climb ridiculous cliffs to avoid the foxes that were stalking them.  It was really amazing.

That whole series was really amazing for the most part, though I could've done without Oprah as the narrator. 


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IZ

Quote from: Jobu on October 15, 2010, 04:32:56 PM
There was an episode of Life that had some goats on it (I believe they were in Afghanistan or somewhere near there) that would climb ridiculous cliffs to avoid the foxes that were stalking them.  It was really amazing.


Just saw that episode.   [thumbsup]
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.