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Started by RAT900, December 28, 2010, 08:01:31 AM

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ducpainter

Quote from: RAT900 on December 31, 2010, 07:54:05 AM
ahhhh hmmmm....why yes!!.....the drastic Canadian approach to punishing axe murderers and other egregious offenders...the STERN talking to
How's that working out for them?
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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: humorless dp on December 31, 2010, 07:31:54 AM
There is another solution to solve the assache a wiseass creates you know. [evil]

Burn him! He's a witch!  He turned me into a newt!  ...well, I got better.  ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

RAT900

Quote from: humorless dp on December 31, 2010, 08:14:37 AM
How's that working out for them?

Probably better than anything we're doing down here....Ca. is one of the few remaining nations on the face of the planet where I believe the inhabitants still have a sense of shame and embarrassment when exposed for poor behavior

A harshly served public comeuppance can leave the (non-Quebecian) Frosty devastated for life....

In the case of the french-canadians, I believe they are operating under an ethics code that is, and will be,, under study and interpretation for centuries before sense can be made of it

Where-as down here getting caught means a quick jaunt to a rehab for treatment of the appropriate dysfunction that has been exposed...then book-rights, movie-rights and perhaps a career in politics


This is an insult to the Pez community

LMT

My pup the pooper

he holds himself high
straining with might
splatters go everywhere
down, left and right
but not a drop on him
when it is all over
he hops with might
my pup the pooper
is a comical sight

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

RAT900

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on December 31, 2010, 09:09:59 AM
My pup the pooper

he holds himself high
straining with might
splatters go everywhere
down, left and right
but not a drop on him
when it is all over
he hops with might
my pup the pooper
is a comical sight


He pounces and scampers

with greatest finesse

I walk behind him

to clean up the mess
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speedbag

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Jarvicious

What amuses me is the overall mildness of the initial threadjack.  A liquid cacophony of backside pressure washing (I really tried to go with alliteration, but nothing worked) isn't that overtly far from just generally being ill. 

The real threadjack was everyone talking about the supposed severity of the threadjack and coming up with clever names for ass blastery along with the Monty Python references and You Tube videos. 

Bravo, everyone.  Bravo  [clap]
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

DesmoLu

Quote from: Jarvicious on December 31, 2010, 05:53:47 PM
clever names for ass blastery

I'm sorry, was there more to that post? because that was all I read.  [laugh]