Ducati all the way

[Bishamon]

I don't know.  I sold my FXDX last year, but I still wear an H-D t-shirt from time to time.  I figure I have enough miles on an H-D to have earned a lifetime douche exemption, but I don't know.  I'll have to inquire with the douche review board.

I think if you used to own one, then you get an exemption. 

[pitbull]

For my birthday my friend bought me a Ducati t-shirt...

His wife bought me a Starbuck's gift card...

She said I needed it to complete the douchebag persona*






*true story...   

I have one ducati t-shirt my brother bought for me at christmas a couple years ago. He swore never to buy me another when the next time he came by the house and I was wearing it with the sleeves cut off.

I guess that makes me a dirtbag/douche combo pack