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The Monument to the Enema

Started by ducatiz, June 19, 2008, 02:53:21 PM

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rgramjet

#15
June 20, 2008, 06:40:13 AM
On a related note, anyone remember the Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went to a ghetto hycolonic spa.  Big black guy was his colonic "therapist".  A classic moment in television...   [laugh]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

#16
June 20, 2008, 10:28:39 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 06:40:13 AM
On a related note, anyone remember the Jackass where Johnny Knoxville went to a ghetto hycolonic spa.  Big black guy was his colonic "therapist".  A classic moment in television...   [laugh]

what's the big deal?

if someone is washing out your rectum, does it really matter?

i mean, the last time i had a high colonic, it was a tiny korean chick.  didn't make a difference, she still wore elbow-length nitrile gloves and a face mask while pumping out my shit.

i lost 5 lbs that day.  and that was AFTER my morning dump. 

colonics =  [thumbsup]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#17
June 20, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on June 20, 2008, 10:28:39 AM
what's the big deal?

if someone is washing out your rectum, does it really matter?

i mean, the last time i had a high colonic, it was a tiny korean chick.  didn't make a difference, she still wore elbow-length nitrile gloves and a face mask while pumping out my shit.

i lost 5 lbs that day.  and that was AFTER my morning dump. 

colonics =  [thumbsup]

Would you let a guy give you a foot massage?    [evil]  (Not that theres anything wrong with that....)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

DucMouse the Mighty

#18
June 20, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
thats great!!  [laugh] [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

ducatiz

#19
June 20, 2008, 03:01:52 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
Would you let a guy give you a foot massage?    [evil]  (Not that theres anything wrong with that....)

of course, but if he offers to blow me he's getting a resounding "hell no, pregnant dog! i don't think so.. tch tch tch!"   [laugh]

and then i'll snap my fingers in a Z
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

#21
June 20, 2008, 03:03:55 PM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

powerhammer

#22
June 20, 2008, 05:50:14 PM
relative, but not informative.

point well taken.

It's Friday!!  [drink]
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