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The Monument to the Enema

Started by ducatiz, June 19, 2008, 02:53:21 PM

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ducatiz

June 19, 2008, 02:53:21 PM
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Ducatiloo

#1
June 19, 2008, 02:56:47 PM
Two smaller replica's would make great book ends [thumbsup]

I thought this was going to be a 311 thread  :-\
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Rev. Millertime

#2
June 19, 2008, 02:57:18 PM
Glad it's just a bronze statue... and not functional!   :o
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Ducatiloo

#3
June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X
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Ducatiloo

#4
June 19, 2008, 02:58:20 PM
Quote from: Rev. Millertime on June 19, 2008, 02:57:18 PM
Glad it's just a bronze statue... and not functional!   :o

A waterfall  [evil]
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Sinister

#5
June 19, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
DAMN.  You know those nurses GOTTA be into anal!!!  [laugh]
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#6
June 19, 2008, 03:04:50 PM
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ducatiz

#7
June 19, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X

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Quote from: Sinister on June 19, 2008, 03:03:46 PM
DAMN.  You know those nurses GOTTA be into anal!!!  [laugh]

yes, as long as that means you take it, aqueously
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

zarn02

#8
June 19, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: Ducatiloo on June 19, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
"An enema is almost a symbol of our region."   :-X

"so, how would you describe your city?"

"well, have you ever had an enema?"

". . ."
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

ducatiz

#9
June 19, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on June 19, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
"so, how would you describe your city?"

"well, have you ever had an enema?"

". . ."

i think it means they think they are not full of shit?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

slowpoke13

#10
June 19, 2008, 09:47:23 PM
the one on the right is kinda cute. Wonder if she makes house calls?
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NAKID

#11
June 19, 2008, 10:33:12 PM
Not sure if Sally would like that....
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zarn02

#12
June 19, 2008, 11:38:45 PM
Quote from: slowpoke13 on June 19, 2008, 09:47:23 PM
the one on the right is kinda cute. Wonder if she makes house calls?

only if you want an enema.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

rgramjet

#13
June 20, 2008, 05:59:11 AM
Ghandi was on to something......
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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ducatiz

#14
June 20, 2008, 06:34:05 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 20, 2008, 05:59:11 AM
Ghandi was on to something......

yes, he was "on" an enema nozzle...   [evil]
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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