BP a tip for house cleaning... with animals.

Started by Scottish, October 30, 2008, 07:21:12 PM

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Scottish

 Instructions for cleaning a toilet:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there areno people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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just make sure you remove the blue toilet tablet before you start.
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Quote from: slowpoke13 on November 27, 2008, 02:15:57 PM
just make sure you remove the blue toilet tablet before you start.
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Quote from: lethe on November 27, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
You mean the breath mint?
I always eat it before throwing the cat in there. Waste not, want not.

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