Nyuk nyuk nyuk... Wooop woop woop woop woop

Started by NeufUnSix, September 02, 2008, 08:18:41 AM

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TiNi

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:11:08 PM
lm would have ran out to petsmart to get it a collar and name tag   [laugh]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i don't think so...
as cool as it was to have him here,
i was surprised how big he was.




Grampa

Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

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Ash

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!

omg so wrong...  [laugh]

Vindingo

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2008, 04:15:11 PM
Timothy Treadwell of the north.

Why hello brother bear.... how are yo..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGGRAsqhkjhgwsx gggxhjjjhghhhhhhh!!!!!!

That shit was funny as hell!  [laugh]

NeufUnSix

Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.
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CromoMann

My brother's working in 'None of it' with small teams in the bush.  Bear watch is critical and yes - firearm handy at all times.  Fortunately - they haven't been tracked down by a bear.

Jobu

Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.

They're the most dangerous because they are the hungriest.  Have you ever seen the Arctic; there isn't shit to eat up there?  Except penguins.  :P
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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears.

Well......they do eat a lot of Canadians, so they can't be all bad.....
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

the_Journeyman

Quote from: NeufUnSix on September 02, 2008, 08:01:09 PM
Honestly I don't see why people are so in love with polar bears. They are the most dangerous predator on the earth and will happily tear a human limb from limb for a snack without hesitation. They make grizzlies look even-tempered. You see a polar bear, you either shoot it or get in a vehicle and go in the opposite direction pronto.

Reminds of the saltwater crocs that live in Australia...  There's stories of them 'hunting' humans ~

JM
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Le Pirate

Quote from: Jobu on September 02, 2008, 09:59:40 PM
They're the most dangerous because they are the hungriest.  Have you ever seen the Arctic; there isn't shit to eat up there?  Except penguins.  :P


ahem.....cough*no penguins in the arctic*cough  :P
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Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.


Jobu

Quote from: Le Pirate on September 03, 2008, 06:53:24 AM

ahem.....cough*no penguins in the arctic*cough  :P

There are in the donut earth theory.  :P
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