The Curse, it returned

Started by Mother, September 10, 2008, 06:15:35 PM

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Ducatista

Oh, I thought you were talking about how relieved you were when you realized your moodiness was just PMS.
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krolik

Quote from: Ducatista on September 11, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
Oh, I thought you were talking about how relieved you were when you realized your moodiness was just PMS.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Are you sure you've never met Mother?


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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Randimus Maximus

maybe they thought you were a canuck?

Mother

SOB

see talking about this just makes the curse more angry

I hit a make the beast with two backsing deer tonight

shit!!!

ducpainter

Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 12:21:31 AM
SOB

see talking about this just makes the curse more angry

I hit a make the beast with two backsing deer tonight

shit!!!
You OK?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Mother

Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:12:59 AM
You OK?

me?

I'm fine

Deer isn't

and my jeep is now bent up like my bike

Part of the curse is packs of animals

packs of raccoons

and now

packs of deerses

I missed the first one and took out the second one

[bang]

ducpainter

Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 04:18:36 AM
me?

I'm fine

Deer isn't

and my jeep is now bent up like my bike

Part of the curse is packs of animals

packs of raccoons

and now

packs of deerses

I missed the first one and took out the second one

[bang]
Is it still drivable?

If so look at the bright side.

If not...

you're a ....

pedestrian.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



Mother

Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:23:37 AM
Is it still drivable?

If so look at the bright side.

If not...

you're a ....

pedestrian.

[laugh]

you funny guy

oh it is driveable, super minor damage

it was a little yearling i'm guessing and it mostly took tire

my 35's made short work of bambi

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



the_Journeyman

Quote from: ducpainter on September 12, 2008, 04:56:40 AM
deer veal.... ;)

With an interesting tenderizing method/tread pattern...  "Nope, that's not the shape of my grill bed..."

JM
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ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Mother

 ;D

I hadn't even finished inspecting for damage and 3 firefolk jumped in a pickup and took off for the scene of the slaying...savages

KnightofNi

Quote from: Mother on September 12, 2008, 05:03:21 AM
;D

I hadn't even finished inspecting for damage and 3 firefolk jumped in a pickup and took off for the scene of the slaying...savages

i keep saying that the guys that get into that line of work are gore-mongers  ;D


so was bambi salvageable?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

herm

what a drag mother.........
maybe you can go back to texas for ike........makke a bundle to pay for your repairs.

good luck!
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