Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....

[Holden]

well, someone's already standing out there taking the picture

[lauramonster]

if they're smart - it's a very strong telephoto lens. 

OR

'hey jack - get a load of this.  those idiots will probably expect us to change that flat for them.  '
'I just mop the floors.  don't get paid for nothin' more.'