Um...lets pull straws to see who gets to change the flat....

Started by Monster Dave, April 23, 2009, 01:17:34 PM

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Porsche Monkey

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Monster Dave

I don't think that's what they had in mind when OnStar said that they'd send out road-side assistance!!!  [laugh]

mitt

Looks like some grade A 60% lean beef sitting in the car.

mitt

Buckethead

What are you going to change TO? That spare's full of holes now, too.
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The lion on all fours seems to be thinking, "Yep, that shit ain't going nowhere. Let's eat!!!"

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rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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ducpainter

Quote from: rgramjet on April 23, 2009, 03:47:11 PM
Where did I put my .45-70???
You're 16" away...

man up and do it with a 22. :P

...and it only flat...

on one side.

I'm driving. ;)
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KnightofNi

Hey der. You has flat tyers.
We helps change it den you be cheezburgers?
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rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on April 23, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
You're 16" away...

man up and do it with a 22. :P

...and it only flat...

on one side.

I'm driving. ;)

Yer right! 

Wheres my Rambo knife?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!