Ebay (and Craigslist) Platitudes

[ducatiz]

Yeah, gotta hate that NOT in front of everything. What good does it do to draw people to your auction if they aren't your intended buyers? Are you getting paid per page view? I think not...

it's funny, i put "-NOT" in all my ebay searches now.  i figure even if it is something I want, i don't want to buy it from an asshat.

[factorPlayer]

L@@K!  Minty POS.  Many OEM parts.  Selling for a friend.  Not Ducati, BMW, Honda, Yamaha, Triumph, Kawasaki, Porsche, Nikon, or Rolex

I hate the keyword droppers, where they list every possible bike brand at the bottom...  I was looking for a Ducati, not your crappy gixxer. 

[He Man]

There was an ad for a "Like New Yamaha R1" that had a hole in the right side engine case. not like a small hole but a fist size hole like a piston took a right turn into the engine case.

thuogh, in a case like that, it almost is "like new" since everything else was mint.