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Author Topic: Ebay (and Craigslist) Platitudes  (Read 1741 times)
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« on: June 12, 2009, 05:26:15 PM »
"If you have to put 'rare' in the description, it is very likely that your item is anything but."
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2009, 06:33:09 PM »
A 20 year old bike is not "just like new", I don't care how good the condition is.    popcorn
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2009, 07:50:46 PM »
Rips, tears, scratches, and scuff marks do not give your item "character".
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 07:56:13 PM »
Bad photographs do not make your item "must see".
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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 09:01:42 PM »
Quote from: somegirl on June 12, 2009, 07:56:13 PM
Bad photographs do not make your item "must see".

what if IZ took it?
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 09:18:14 PM »
Quote from: He Man on June 12, 2009, 09:01:42 PM
what if IZ took it?

Wouldn't his photos make the item "Can't see"?
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2009, 10:10:37 PM »
Just because you have $40,000 "invested" in your Harley, doesn't make it an "investment".  If it  is such a great investment, why are you asking $10,000 for it?
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2009, 10:27:43 PM »
"Collectible" means that's its only value or purpose.
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 08:20:30 AM »
"Ran when parked" means it doesnt now.
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2009, 06:19:47 AM »
Posting pictures is almost as easy as posting the ad.  If you're selling a motorcycle, You should have at least 3-4 full-bike pictures and 4-5 close ups of the engine, brakes, tire, gages, etc
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2009, 07:08:53 AM »
"Don't use the words 'Estate Sale' unless you actually know what it means."

So many sales on the local Cl are marked as Estate Sales - I don't think people know what it means but they think it will sell their items faster. It kinda caught on and they aren't giving it up...
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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2009, 08:32:02 AM »
L@@K!  Minty POS.  Many OEM parts.  Selling for a friend.  Not Ducati, BMW, Honda, Yamaha, Triumph, Kawasaki, Porsche, Nikon, or Rolex
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« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2009, 08:36:38 AM »
Yeah, gotta hate that NOT in front of everything. What good does it do to draw people to your auction if they aren't your intended buyers? Are you getting paid per page view? I think not...
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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2009, 09:31:41 AM »
Quote from: NAKID on June 16, 2009, 08:36:38 AM
Yeah, gotta hate that NOT in front of everything. What good does it do to draw people to your auction if they aren't your intended buyers? Are you getting paid per page view? I think not...

Some of us just have RSS feeds for our craigslists. This means that I get all of the listings for Ducati branded Oakley sunglasses in with my bikes...

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« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2009, 12:11:19 PM »
Quote from: yotogi on June 16, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
Some of us just have RSS feeds for our craigslists. This means that I get all of the listings for Ducati branded Oakley sunglasses in with my bikes...

-=grumble=-

you can't minus the work Oakley? 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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