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Airport Security has its work cut out for TSA:

Started by Monster Dave, March 30, 2010, 10:19:01 AM

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Kopfjager

#15
March 30, 2010, 01:13:45 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!

:D
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junior varsity

#16
March 30, 2010, 01:13:51 PM
bahaha

ducpainter

#17
March 30, 2010, 03:03:35 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 30, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
How about this:

Did anyone else picture two 20 year old, stoned TSA workers sitting on a pile luggage and the one guy says to the other, "Hey dude, I think I just figured out how we can touch a bunch of boobies! We'll start a viral internet campaign to convince people that boobs could be explosive!"

sac
Not surprisingly....

that works for me. ;)
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superjohn

#18
March 30, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Imagine standing before St. Peter with the shocked look that can only come from the surprise of finding yourself in the afterlife with your most immediate memory being motor boating some hot girl with an apparent agenda.

ducpainter

#19
March 30, 2010, 03:08:59 PM
Quote from: superjohn on March 30, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Imagine standing before St. Peter with the shocked look that can only come from the surprise of finding yourself in the afterlife with your most immediate memory being motor boating some hot girl with an apparent agenda.
I have no issues with that scenario either. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ZLTFUL

#20
March 30, 2010, 03:14:57 PM
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#21
March 30, 2010, 03:19:15 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 30, 2010, 01:12:45 PM
Aha, the nipples are blasting caps. Always hide things in plain sight!

titty twister to activate, or something more subtle?
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Monster Dave

#22
March 30, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
 [laugh]


OK, so when I posted this, I really wasn't thinking about how out of hand it would get - lol - I should have known better!!


Thanks for the laughs (however unexpected there are)!

Porsche Monkey

#23
March 31, 2010, 02:33:13 AM
Damn those boobies are banging!  ;D
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ducpainter

#24
March 31, 2010, 03:29:08 AM
Quote from: Monster Dave on March 30, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
[laugh]


OK, so when I posted this, I really wasn't thinking about how out of hand it would get - lol - I should have known better!!


Thanks for the laughs (however unexpected there are)!
Since the real discussion points are off limits...

where did you expect the conversation to go?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Grampa

#25
March 31, 2010, 05:33:58 AM


sword fight

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So I went solo.  -Me

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Monster Dave

#26
March 31, 2010, 05:50:09 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 31, 2010, 03:29:08 AM
Since the real discussion points are off limits...

where did you expect the conversation to go?

When I posted it I wasn't thinking about the "off limits" factor - it was just a frightening thought that such a thing could actually be used and I thought that it deserved being shared with everyone.


But it turned out to be hysterical!!!  [cheeky]

VisceralReaction

#27
April 01, 2010, 09:10:23 AM
Would they or could they be "push button" activated?  ;D
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