The Official: Picture Caption Thread

[Drunken Monkey]

We were someplace around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'"

[zzilla]

^^   

Don't stop here man, this is Shuttle country!

[Pip]

Tailgating is a serious problem in this country.

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I thought Audi's looked futuristic...

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Due to new pedestrian safety legislation in this country, all new vehicle's sold must be able to pass OVER the head of an average American male.

[fastwin]

We were someplace around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . .' And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, HST? Teeth like Baseballs and eyes like jellied fire... 

[Adamm0621]

...And that's when he said to me,"You can be my wing-man any time."  I said, "Bullshit, you can be mine."

[sleeperbold]

"oh shit..."