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Started by Monster Dave, May 28, 2010, 07:40:53 AM

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May 28, 2010, 07:40:53 AM Last Edit: May 28, 2010, 07:44:53 AM by Monster Dave

NoisyDante

#1
May 28, 2010, 08:06:09 AM Last Edit: May 28, 2010, 07:02:33 PM by NoisyDante
As Tyler sped down the highway, he reflected heavily upon his decision to defecate in the Chief of NASA's meringue.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Monster Dave

#2
May 28, 2010, 08:52:46 AM
This has "Honey, I think we turned down the wrong road!!!" written all over it!

Ddan

#3
May 28, 2010, 01:34:38 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger truck"
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1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.

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KnightofNi

#4
May 28, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
i told you an impreza could pull a truck...
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#5
May 28, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
Damn, I think Buzz Aldrin is stalking me again.  [bang]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

KnightofNi

#6
May 28, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: lethe on May 28, 2010, 01:52:30 PM
Damn, I think Buzz Aldrin is stalking me again.  [bang]

umm, buzz aldrin never went up in the space shuttle.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

lethe

#7
May 28, 2010, 02:11:35 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 28, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
umm, buzz aldrin never went up in the space shuttle.
Little you know about his stalking habits.
They can't tarnish a hero by letting his dirty secrets be known.  [roll]
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

NoisyDante

#8
May 28, 2010, 02:15:00 PM
Lisa Nowak learned much from her first ill-fated kidnapping attempt, and upgraded her arsenal for round two.  No diapers this time.
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

Randimus Maximus

#9
May 28, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 28, 2010, 01:41:29 PM
i told you an impreza could pull a truck...

[thumbsup]

He Man

#10
May 28, 2010, 02:36:40 PM
Objects appear larger than they really are.

CDChase1981

#11
May 28, 2010, 02:43:33 PM
Houston, we have a tailgater.
2009 Pearl White 696. DP Touring Seat, DP Carbon tank protector, carbon fiber front fender, Rizoma Class Retro bar end mirrors, CW tail chop, and CW tail light w/integrated blinkers.

Drunken Monkey

#12
May 28, 2010, 05:53:24 PM
"Hey Bubba, it fell off again.  If'n yer gonna try and steal the shuttle ya need a stronger trailer hitch"
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

il d00d

#13
May 28, 2010, 06:43:37 PM
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"

The ticket was going to be expensive, but he would never forget the day he was pulled over by a space shuttle.

Veloce-Fino

#14
May 28, 2010, 07:00:05 PM
Looking into rear view mirror:

"This weed is the shit"
Is this thing on?
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