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If I were rich.......

Started by Grampa, August 30, 2010, 07:10:14 PM

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desmopr

#30
September 01, 2010, 04:11:53 AM
Quote from: VisceralReaction on August 31, 2010, 07:29:45 AM
retire, make people's lives easier, and brew ALOT of beer and give it away  [drink]

you stole my thoughts!!!!!   ;)
2001 Monster 750 (SOLD)

freeclimbmtb

#31
September 01, 2010, 06:39:43 AM
Quote from: gojira on August 31, 2010, 09:16:29 PM

A man stands tall on his wallet!  ;)




Well, this man stands tall(er) on his 2.5" heeled carhart boots.   [laugh]


If I were rich...Id buy a bunk on El Matador's boat...and maybe a Desmo RR...
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

Povidius

#32
September 01, 2010, 02:57:51 PM
I'd be even more awesome.  8)

Porsche Monkey

#33
September 01, 2010, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: Triple J on August 31, 2010, 06:11:04 AM


I'd do 2 chicks at the same time.  ;D



Its only fun the first few times.   [roll]
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

Boog

#34
September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE.   [beer]

Grampa

#35
September 03, 2010, 04:55:16 PM
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE.   [beer]

[thumbsup]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

El Matador

#36
September 03, 2010, 05:23:19 PM
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE.   [beer]

I know more than a couple of ladies that could arrange for that to happen.

DoubleEagle

#37
September 03, 2010, 06:14:05 PM
Quote from: Boog on September 03, 2010, 04:48:27 PM
If I were rich, my ultimate goal, would be to die FLAT BROKE.   [beer]
I think the ideal way is....to die and have your last check bounce !

Dolph     :)
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

DoubleEagle

#38
September 03, 2010, 06:22:47 PM
Actually, I earlier said just to be happy.

Well, if I could have married the woman I fell in love with almost 48 years ago and had a love affair that went on for 6 years ...but sadly for me she ran off w, another while I was in College.

I have never gotten over her.

Her name is Ruth and she lives in Greeley , Colorado.

I would marry her today.

Dolph
'08 Ducati 1098 R    '09 BMW K 1300 GT   '10 BMW S 1000 RR

Shortest sentence...." I am "   Longest sentence ... " I Do "

mstevens

#39
September 04, 2010, 02:46:32 PM
I'd spend all my time scuba diving.
2010 Ducati Multistrada 1200S Touring (Rosso Anniversary Ducati)
2009 Ducati Monster 696 (Giallo Ducati) - Sold
2005 Ducati Monster 620 (Rosso Anniversary Ducati) - Sold
2005 Vespa LX-150 (Rosso Dragone) - First Bike Ever

Casa Suzana, vacation rental house in Cozumel, Mexico

Monsterlover

#40
September 04, 2010, 04:04:28 PM
I'd learn to scuba dive
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

MendoDave

#41
September 04, 2010, 08:02:32 PM
I get by month to month, sometime I get a few thousand saved, but none of that matters, I'm already rich.

freeclimbmtb

#42
September 05, 2010, 06:56:48 AM
I might also buy my local radio station and kick clearchannel out.  That way the DJs can play what they and the listeners actually want to hear, commercial free.  Not like the top 10 the record companies pay the most to have over played on the sindicated stations.


Rant over. 


Also, I would have a greater swiss mountain dog named Desmo.
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

Bigbore4

#43
September 06, 2010, 09:33:33 AM
RIDE, I just spent the last few days riding the west and spent a good chunk of it wondering if I sold everything I own how long could I keep going before I had to stop and find a job so I could go back and ride some more.
Dave
96 M900         05 FJR         86 SRX6        
And a brand new Super Tenere coming in no one knows
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