Self driving car

Started by uclabiker06, March 04, 2011, 08:45:56 AM

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RAT900

Quote from: hooligan machinist on March 04, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Or masturbate. That will definately get you noticed in traffic. [cheeky]

If you have ever sat in bumper-to-bumper rush hour traffic on the Long Island Expressway you would gain a revulsive appreciation for just how many cretins are alone in their cars rubbing one out.....which I suppose is entirely their business

except that I am convinced that 3/4's of the rear-end accidents in 2-3 mph traffic are a result of someone looking at their roof liner while spooging on their steering wheel

When I was a daily commuter on the LI Rail Road...a lot of these solo drivers would use mass-transit during bad winter weather....referred to them as "snowbirds"....

they sometimes would forget they were not alone in their cars and would absent-mindedly start fondling themselves in the seat next to you, or farting loudly, picking their noses and eating it and so on....

I used to daydream that the true destination for those trains should have been an extermination camp rather than Penn Station...

the species would have improved from it
This is an insult to the Pez community

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Quote from: RAT900 on March 04, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
If you have ever sat in bumper-to-bumper rush hour traffic on the Long Island Expressway you would gain a revulsive appreciation for just how many cretins are alone in their cars rubbing one out.....which I suppose is entirely their business

except that I am convinced that 3/4's of the rear-end accidents in 2-3 mph traffic are a result of someone looking at their roof liner while spooging on their steering wheel

When I was a daily commuter on the LI Rail Road...a lot of these solo drivers would use mass-transit during bad winter weather....referred to them as "snowbirds"....

they sometimes would forget they were not alone in their cars and would absent-mindedly start fondling themselves in the seat next to you, or farting loudly, picking their noses and eating it and so on....

I used to daydream that the true destination for those trains should have been an extermination camp rather than Penn Station...

the species would have improved from it
yup I see all sorts of dopes behind the wheel, there have even been sightings of a guy who is in our office driving along with the newspaper spread open on top of the steering wheel while traveling at high rates.
I get a kick out of people who drive with their feet hanging out the window or on their dashboard, while that seems to be predominately just passengers I have seen driver's somehow contort their bodies into a position to allow that. That'd make for for a mess in an accident.
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RAT900

or the ones who do "the Jersey lean"....slouched over into the middle of the front seat so far that a driver side airbag deployment would miss them
This is an insult to the Pez community

lethe

Quote from: RAT900 on March 05, 2011, 07:08:24 AM
or the ones who do "the Jersey lean"....slouched over into the middle of the front seat so far that a driver side airbag deployment would miss them
never have gotten how that could possibly be comfortable
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I'm not really a fan of being in the car with someone else driving much less no one driving.  I actually like driving.  Well as long as traffic is moving.   :) :)

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Haha, yes that is ironic that its a toyota.  Interesting comment about the DUI's.  BTW, I switched the original link... the art of driving is going to be lost forever with all these computers.  I guess cars are slowly turning into robots?  I mean if it drives itself then...
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Quote from: DoubleEagle on March 05, 2011, 02:10:18 AM
the FUN...the FUN............


.....Where's the FUN    !

Dolph   

The fun is I can smoke a bowl, while the car parks itself in front of the Club.  :D
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If I am going to ride in a autonomous vehicle, I want to be in Terramax

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