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August 17, 2011, 03:25:59 PM Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 03:36:42 PM by orangelion03
VIVA LA EVOLUCION!!!

cokey

#1
August 17, 2011, 09:20:51 PM
Swim suite edition with helmet?  She's got the right name going accross at least..
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#2
August 18, 2011, 04:44:33 AM
NASCRAP ticket sales and/or viewership must be sluggish.  Their PR campaign appears to be working though as this news has been everywhere.   Ohhh! Hot Chick!!! I'll watch nascrap this weekend!!!   Advertisers,  "Yes. Yes you will and you will buy our crap too!"
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avizpls

#3
August 18, 2011, 05:44:57 AM
she better be fast.
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zooom

#4
August 18, 2011, 05:46:32 AM
Quote from: avizpls on August 18, 2011, 05:44:57 AM
she better be fast.

otherwise she'll just be another Danica....
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fastwin

#5
August 18, 2011, 06:17:34 AM
Zzzzzzzz...
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avizpls

#6
August 18, 2011, 07:44:40 AM
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 05:46:32 AM
otherwise she'll just be another Danica....

exactly.
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donzo

#7
August 18, 2011, 12:25:29 PM
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zarn02

#8
August 18, 2011, 01:33:33 PM
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 05:46:32 AM
otherwise she'll just be another Danica....

Hey, real gender equality is letting women drivers be mediocre as well.

(Well, "mediocre" in the given context. I'm sure they'd all kick the shit out of me on the track...)
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Ddan

#9
August 18, 2011, 01:35:32 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on August 18, 2011, 01:33:33 PM
Hey, real gender equality is letting women drivers be mediocre as well.

(Well, "mediocre" in the given context. I'm sure they'd all kick the shit out of me on the track...)

But they only let the hot ones be mediocre at a national level   ;)
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zooom

#10
August 18, 2011, 01:37:44 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on August 18, 2011, 01:33:33 PM
Hey, real gender equality is letting women drivers be mediocre as well.

(Well, "mediocre" in the given context. I'm sure they'd all kick the shit out of me on the track...)

I agree...but they are so few and far between in the media of racing empires that they get swept under the rug and hidden away when they don't perform and put on a pedestal for when they are launched into performing because of them being an anomoly on the whole...

I'd love to see what Sabine Schmitz would do for example!
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ryandalling

#11
August 18, 2011, 04:04:55 PM
But would they let a mediocre woman drive if her name was the female version of Dick Trickle and she looked like Dale Earnhardt senior?  ;D
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zarn02

#12
August 18, 2011, 07:03:18 PM
Quote from: zooom on August 18, 2011, 01:37:44 PM
I'd love to see what Sabine Schmitz would do for example!

Yes.
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