Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[zedsaid]

Headlight, front fender, and the name  ("Moto-Sux") - silly. I do like the handlebars (I bet they are comfortable). Was that a salvage rebuilt?

What are you talking about?

[caffeinejunkee]

What are you talking about?

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=29424.msg510511#msg510511

[Goduc]

I will never understand this.  I have been married ten years and I have never once had to use these words.  Now grant it I don't ask for much and I don't need much.  However, mine are less requests and more statements.  "I am getting this new TV (50" plasma 3 years ago because I wanted a new one for superbowl.)"

her response, "good we needed a new TV"

I am getting an M750"

her, "wow thats a nice looking bike cant wait to ride it with you"

"I want an S4R to replace the M750" 

her, "make sure you get the right one for you this time"


I had to force her into NOT buying me a PS3 when they came out because I thought they were rediculously overpriced.

I guess I just got a good one?

Where do you live?  I am going to steal your wife. 

[River]

I was stuck at a left turn light on my 620 (because the sensor wouldn't trip and the moron behind me didn't seem to understand the universal "pull forward a little" hand signal  ).

On my right a green Honda Accord pulled up, driven by a 30-something.  His 8-ish-year-old daughter in the back seat rolled down her window, grined at me, and gave me a big thumbs up.  I nearly melted.  I revved my engine a bit and gave her a  back.  She laughed unabashedly, clapped and then kept grinning.  AWESOME!

Yeah, she'll be terrorizing her father in no time flat.  A girl after my own heart.   

[Jarvicious]

Where do you live?  I am going to steal your wife. 

You can have the wife.  I'm taking the TV and the S4.

[greenohawk69]

...it's...it's...so big.   

[needtorque]

Where do you live?  I am going to steal your wife. 

I live in a state that promotes the use of firearms (and samuri swords) to protect property, life, and family.   


and yes I know im lucky.

[sroberts152]

I had a guy talk to me for 20 minutes this morning on my stop in for coffee.  He couldn't stop telling me how beautiful my bike was and his neighbor and neighbor's wife both ride Ducati's. 

Then I got this at lunch.  These guys were checking out my bike for so long I had time to find the camera, set it up, and take a picture.




I was parked next to this (just our of frame behind the black harley):

[DucofWestwood]

"whenever i see one of these things i think it's like the rolls-royce of motorcycles and i'm like, i need to take a step back.  i saw tom cruise on one"  -- valet guy at the bev hills peninsula

one of my favorite things about having a bike is all the nice conversations it starts with random strangers.  i told him mine cost a bit less than tom's desmo16 ...

[grunte]

"dude your chain is loose.  Get it fixed before you crash".......after hearing the dry clutch.

A harley driver that I work with - LOLOL!!

[NorDog]

"dude your chain is loose.  Get it fixed before you crash".......after hearing the dry clutch.

A harley driver that I work with - LOLOL!!

Let me guess, you were on your bike not moving with the clutch disengaged I bet.  Lot of chain slapping around at those moments! 

[grunte]

Actually, you are spot on!  Those Harley guys.....sheesh...

I have another:

After doing my tail chop on my S2R, a good friend of mine saw the bike from behind.  He exclaimed:  "Wow.  that is nice looking.  It looks like a woman with a thong"

I didn't know how to take that 

[sally101]

I didn't know how to take that 

Well I am not sure about your orientation, but for most guys a girl in a thong, from behind looks like heaven. Sweet tasty heaven.. NO FAT CHIX!

[grunte]

my orientation is the same as yours.....BUT....I don't think the back of Duc looks anything like that IMO.   

[WetDuc]

I know there are more, but the first thing said that comes to mind was from my buddy: "It looks so angry...an angry monster."