Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[NorDog]

"I bet that could make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

I kid; no one's ever said that about my bike, but they should have.

[1KDS]

I knew I heard that somewhere, I had to find it.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=2024.msg481996#msg481996

[Autostrada Pilot]

"Now that is a good-looking bike"

-Guy filling his car (minivan) with gas


I always get the best/jealous looks from guys in minivans (I think they realize their life sucks)

[DesmoReynoso]

Hehehehe I love my Ducati!!!! I gotta say between my 696 and a recently adopted (from a friend giving it away) little puppy, my PUSSY QUOTIENT has been OFF the CHARTS!!!!! Hehehehehe

I have 2 good ones:

1) Pulling up to a restaurant a friend (fashion photographer) invited me to a dinner to..... As I pull up to it, I notice 4 super sexxy models, my friend and one of the restaurant owners. He comes over to say hi and also introduces me to the girls, first thing I get is all the models in unison..... "Is that a Ducati? Woooowwww" followed by more questions like "does is have a passenger seat?"...... and just as I thought I was in heaven, we walked into the restaurant and...... Surprise!!! 11 more models sitting in a long table my friend had resererved which also had windows looking outside.... So they where all staring at me when I came in.... Followed by a lot of questions from almost all of them about the Ducati. Needless to say my passenger seat was kept warm throughout the nigh; and I didn't ride back home alone...... hehehhehe

2) Downtown Miami on Biscayne Blvd in Brickell..... An Aston Martin One-77 concept car has been following me for q few blocks, then finally pulls up to my side in a stoplight and rolls down his window. "Thats a really nice bike man!" I look over at him and his car and start laughing "Man thanks, that's a really nice car too!" he looks down at his car and starts laughing too... Pulls away and makes a right onto SW8th st ....... Only Dufukincati!!!!

[Fergus]

I always get the best/jealous looks from guys in minivans (I think they realize their life sucks)

Hey! I drive a minivan and my life is sweet.

Best thing I've heard is from my 10 yo daughter. She said, "Daddy, when I get older can I have your motorcycle?".

Yeah, I'm a minivan-driving/Ducati-riding daddy and I like it.

-Ferg

[akmnstr]

1) Pulling up to a restaurant a friend (fashion photographer) invited me to a dinner to..... As I pull up to it, I notice 4 super sexxy models, my friend and one of the restaurant owners. He comes over to say hi and also introduces me to the girls, first thing I get is all the models in unison..... "Is that a Ducati? Woooowwww" followed by more questions like "does is have a passenger seat?"...... Wink and just as I thought I was in heaven, we walked into the restaurant and...... Surprise!!! 11 more models sitting in a long table my friend had resererved which also had windows looking outside.... So they where all staring at me when I came in.... Followed by a lot of questions from almost all of them about the Ducati. Needless to say my passenger seat was kept warm throughout the nigh; and I didn't ride back home alone...... Wink hehehhehe

Oh that used to happen to me all the time.  Nearly every night.  But then I would wake up from the dream just as I was pulling into my driveway. 

[hunduc]

1) Pulling up to a restaurant a friend (fashion photographer) invited me to a dinner to..... As I pull up to it, I notice 4 super sexxy models, my friend and one of the restaurant owners. He comes over to say hi and also introduces me to the girls, first thing I get is all the models in unison..... "Is that a Ducati? Woooowwww" followed by more questions like "does is have a passenger seat?"...... and just as I thought I was in heaven, we walked into the restaurant and...... Surprise!!! 11 more models sitting in a long table my friend had resererved which also had windows looking outside.... So they where all staring at me when I came in.... Followed by a lot of questions from almost all of them about the Ducati. Needless to say my passenger seat was kept warm throughout the nigh; and I didn't ride back home alone...... hehehhehe

pics or it did not happen.

[Goat_Herder]

2) Downtown Miami on Biscayne Blvd in Brickell..... An Aston Martin One-77 concept car has been following me for q few blocks, then finally pulls up to my side in a stoplight and rolls down his window. "Thats a really nice bike man!" I look over at him and his car and start laughing "Man thanks, that's a really nice car too!" he looks down at his car and starts laughing too... Pulls away and makes a right onto SW8th st ....... Only Dufukincati!!!!

Even the guy in your dream laughs at how ridiculous the dream is.

[DucHead]

The shits so deep in this page, I need taller boots!!   

[Kopfjager]

 

[akmnstr]

I never did like the super model look.  I prefer women with a little meat on their bones. 

[NorDog]

I pulled into a Dairy Queen this morning on my S4RS and Angelina Jolie comes running out screaming, "It's a DUCATI!!!  You are SO HOT!"

She was so excited she was dripping her soft serve ice cream all down her front.

I told her, as politely I as I could, that should really should get a hold of herself if she ever wants to ride on my bike.

Then she started to cry, so I just did a burn out and hit the road.

I'll post pictures of all this to prove it as soon as my Photoshop skills improve.

[DCXCV]

The shits so deep in this page, I need taller boots!!   

This doesn't happen to you all the time?  

[Popeye the Sailor]

Sounds accurate to me. I'm sure most models spend a lot of time checking out the newest motorcycles, and not wondering if they''ll look fat in this or where the hell is my coke dealer.

[sally101]

"I bet that could make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

I kid; no one's ever said that about my bike, but they should have.

No one would ever say that to you because a parsec is in fact a measure of distance (about 19 trillion miles) and not time, as the statement implies. The only way that statement could be true is if you found some shortcut thru space that allowed you to shorten the distance between 2 points, or perhaps you took a stolen Klingon Bird of Prey around the sun at warp speed to find something that speaks Humpback Whale. Each of those scenarios is equally inconceivable. Now good sir, just because you heard a catchy line in a movie, no matter how tremendously awesome said movie may be, does not mean that you shouldn't do some fact checking to see if said performance claims are even possible.

I bid you good day.