Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[zedsaid]

Every time i go to see my niece and nephew,

"Did you bring the bike?"

"Nope"

"Awww"

or when i do...

"You brought the bike!!!" followed by them scampering to be the first to get their helmet on for a ride around the neighborhood.

[NoisyDante]

Just got this today, and it was perfect:

"Man, that thing looks absolutely evil."

Perfect 

[socalsurfer]

Some of the best compliments are seeing peoples heads turn when you ride by.

[NoisyDante]

Or children running to find their parents

[COP TZR]

Or children running to find their parents

or adults running to find their cheque books.

[PhoenixS4R]

"Is it supposed to make that noise?"  (Dry clutch rattle)

*Turn to the cager*  "HELL NO MAN I GOTTA GET GOING BEFORE IT BLOWS UP"


Probably not as funny when portrayed on the internet but the cager believed it and I was content.  He also waited till I was a block away before taking off from that light.

[monsterRS]

My bike was parked outside the window at a local brew pub. I was sitting at the bar and this lady comes up to me after sitting at the table adjacent to the window the bike was parked in front of.

"Is that your bike outside?"
"Yes"
"I just want to thank you! We had so much fun watching people stop and look at your bike!  Watching their reactions while admiring your bike kept us entertained through our lunch."

I've never been thanked for my bike entertaining others.

[rgramjet]

Is that........is that a Roll of Certs???


.......oh, you mean my Motorcycle.....

[Monster Dave]

This time the compliment wasn't anything said verbally.

I was adding oil to my Monster and doing routine maintenance yesterday when this car drove by, stopped about 100 yards away, backed up, and both the guy and the girl in the car where checking out my bike! If it had been cool outside I think they would have fogged up the inside of thier car windows!! 

I was just about 10 feet away when this took place, but it was a priceless moment that made my day!  [moto]

[the_Journeyman]

"What the hell is that.?!?"

"What do you mean it's 10 years old?"

JM

[lwszabo]

He are your keys back! (I just took delivery of my 2003 Monster that I bought in 05, and sold in 06, and bought back in 10!!!!!)

[Howley]

I went to the pub the other night and they guy at the bar said "that's quite a machine you've got out there mate!"

Simple, but cool.

[Blue]

I went for a ride with a friend.  He has a brand new BMWGS1200 Adventure and I have my 2000 M900ie. 
When it was time to go for the ride, I asked, "Should I lead or do you want to?"
He pauses, then says, "You lead, I like listening to the sound of your bike." [moto]

[Privateer]

this is my favorite only because it's so... bad.

nice bikes....but v-twin gotta go...they should make them with in-line 4's.....squeeze more torque out of it....

I didn't even know how to respond.

[Grampa]

this is my favorite only because it's so... bad.

I didn't even know how to respond.

boot to the sack