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Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

Started by optiato, August 26, 2008, 07:35:53 AM

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fastwin

#960
April 16, 2012, 08:42:36 AM
 [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ManaloEA

#961
April 17, 2012, 05:00:06 AM
Quote from: dtarsky on April 03, 2012, 07:05:26 PM
Almost every day, I get someone asking me how fast it goes. I say, "Well I haven't really gone over 90 but I think it can do about 120." I just shrug it off because for me it isn't about how fast the bike gets but rather the technical excellence which makes riding it a dream.

I used to get that question all the time when I first got the bike. My canned response was "I have not idea. Haven't been able to hit the top speed yet."
2011 M696

The Bacon Junkie

#962
April 17, 2012, 10:41:57 AM
I've had people ask the same thing about my old Monster, and now the 999.

I usually shrug and say "I haven't been past 147... But she'll do more!"  [evil]

I love the drop-jaw looks!   ;D






  [bacon]
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NorDog

#963
April 17, 2012, 11:51:16 AM
How fast will it go?

I always say, "I have no idea."
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

SupraGuy74

#964
April 18, 2012, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: NorDog on April 17, 2012, 11:51:16 AM
How fast will it go?

I always say, "I have no idea."

the correct answer should be "as fast as i want"
Silver paint with retro double-line tank logos, hard anodized fork tubes, DP megaphones, DP airbox, DP ECU, Speedymoto open clutch cover, DP press plate with stainless springs and retainers, Custom turn signals, Lucas solo rearsets, Apex fully adjustable clip-ons, D3 Alumitech grips, Rizoma bar ends, SSR preload adjusters, STM billet oil breather, Yoyodyne clutch slave, FP Racing tactical bi-fold levers, Cycle Cat frame sliders,  Speedymoto billet side cover ,CRG Lanesplitters, projectr retrofit

thought

#965
April 18, 2012, 06:57:16 AM
Quote from: SupraGuy74 on April 18, 2012, 01:11:17 AM
the correct answer should be "as fast as i want"

incorrect, the correct answer is "as fast as it takes to get to starbucks"
'10 SFS 1098
'11 M796 ABS - Sold
'05 SV650N - Sold

wannabfast

#966
April 18, 2012, 08:29:22 AM
Quote from: thought on April 18, 2012, 06:57:16 AM
incorrect, the correct answer is "as fast as it takes to get to starbucks"
as fast as the law will let me?
11' M796, SC project GP slip-ons, 1100DS cams, BMC air filter with modified airbox cover, asv levers, 14t front sprocket

SupraGuy74

#967
April 18, 2012, 08:47:50 AM
Quote from: thought on April 18, 2012, 06:57:16 AM
incorrect, the correct answer is "as fast as it takes to get to starbucks"
mmmmmmmm starbucks  [coffee]
Silver paint with retro double-line tank logos, hard anodized fork tubes, DP megaphones, DP airbox, DP ECU, Speedymoto open clutch cover, DP press plate with stainless springs and retainers, Custom turn signals, Lucas solo rearsets, Apex fully adjustable clip-ons, D3 Alumitech grips, Rizoma bar ends, SSR preload adjusters, STM billet oil breather, Yoyodyne clutch slave, FP Racing tactical bi-fold levers, Cycle Cat frame sliders,  Speedymoto billet side cover ,CRG Lanesplitters, projectr retrofit

akmnstr

#968
April 18, 2012, 10:54:56 AM
Sometimes my bike speaks to me and says, "I can go fast, how fast can you go?"
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

fastwin

#969
April 18, 2012, 11:20:46 AM
My Busa doesn't speak Italian. [laugh] [Dolph]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

freeclimbmtb

#970
April 18, 2012, 11:36:47 AM
Had a mid 40's (my best guess) quite attractive blonde woman stop and just keep repeating "that such a beautiful bike" as I parked in Old Town last night, she then went on to tell me she has a 2005 Katana.  After dinner another middle aged couple had a similar reaction as I was gearing back up. 
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

muskrat

#971
April 18, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on April 18, 2012, 11:36:47 AM
Had a mid 40's (my best guess) quite attractive blonde woman stop and just keep repeating "that such a beautiful bike" as I parked in Old Town last night, she then went on to tell me she has a 2005 Katana.  After dinner another middle aged couple had a similar reaction as I was gearing back up. 
Assuming you're single.......she was dropping a hint to add a riding buddy.   [Dolph]
Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

Dirty Duc

#972
April 18, 2012, 02:59:09 PM
Quote from: muskrat on April 18, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
Assuming you're single.......she was dropping a hint to add a riding buddy.   [Dolph]

the couple wanted to join you and your new "riding buddy."  [evil]

freeclimbmtb

#973
April 19, 2012, 12:51:48 PM
Quote from: muskrat on April 18, 2012, 02:50:21 PM
Assuming you're single.......she was dropping a hint to add a riding buddy.   [Dolph]

Given she turned around to ask her husband what year her bike is...it seemed that she wasnt.  As TERRIBLE as I am reading signs...Im pretty sure I didnt miss one there...unless hes into watching his wife with another dude...and Im not sure how I feel about that one...
2011 Monster 796 ABS

CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.

RAT900

#974
April 19, 2012, 01:07:40 PM
Quote from: freeclimbmtb on April 19, 2012, 12:51:48 PM
Given she turned around to ask her husband what year her bike is...it seemed that she wasnt.  As TERRIBLE as I am reading signs...Im pretty sure I didnt miss one there...unless hes into watching his wife with another dude...and Im not sure how I feel about that one...

or she's into watching him with another dude  [laugh]
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