Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[MadDuck]

I once had a kid about 10 to 12 years old walk right over to me in a Safeway parking lot to tell me that my Monster was "the coolest bike ever".

My next door neighbors 18 year old niece came to visit and she walked throught the garage while I was working on the 999. She dropped her bags on the floor and just stared for a while. After a couple of minutes she said she had never in her life seen a motorcycle like that and that it was the best ever no doubt.

[Toucan]

"That bike makes me want to go home and break somthing."

That's one of the coolest responses I've ever heard...

[Capo]

"That sounds like a REAL motorcycle" from my neighbour.

[cbartlett419]

I was half way through a ride to N Louisiana from Houston and it had just started raining, when a couple of guys in a tahoe cruised past me, then slowed and I took out in front of them. They never got further away than a couple of car lengths. After 5-10 min they passed me again, slower this time, checking my ride out. The passenger and I met eyes and he gave me horns, I gave them back, never felt cooler

[truckinduc]

when i was at college i had the m900 parked outside of the dorms. I would crank it up every night about 8 pm. People would come to their windows and close them, and it made me laugh.

Then an old buell started parking beside me. My friends said one day after i left, the police came and threatened to impound his bike cause it was too loud. Said they had got over 50 complaints about it in the past week or so. But it was my bike they really wanted.

I pull in one night and a friend walks up. He asks if he can rev it up. I remove my right hand and signal for him to do it. He goes to about 7k rpm and says he is not going to be able to sleep for a week.

[Grampa]

I guy I rode with this weekend owns a sedici.... he was riding another guys sport classic, and rode behind me for most of the ride. When we parked the bikes after the ride, he walks up and says..... "man, your bike sounds awesome"   

[DesmoDiva]

I guy I rode with this weekend owns a sedici.... he was riding another guys sport classic, and rode behind me for most of the ride. When we parked the bikes after the ride, he walks up and says..... "man, your bike sounds awesome"   

Were you on the SBK or the Toasty bike?

[herm]

"that is the sexiest motorcycle i have ever seen"

from a random MILF type at the gas station

[Grampa]

Were you on the SBK or the Toasty bike?

Toasty bike

[He Man]

my bike is too fugly to get that kind of attention. she needs a new paintjob.

[jdubbs32584]

"Shorty lookin good! That a hot bike girl!"

It was awesome. 

[TiNi]

i don't know if it's the best thing someone has ever said, but this comes to mind

msg on answering machine from fiancée's friend who saw us riding one day:

hey...
saw you guys today...
i wanted to let you know your triumph is blowin' some smoke,
and tell the chick on the ducati to slow down

[moto]

[nkryptit]

I once had a kid about 10 to 12 years old walk right over to me in a Safeway parking lot to tell me that my Monster was "the coolest bike ever".

I've had this EXACT phrase uttered while dismounting at work,  little boy, probably 10.  I think the monster is what every little kid would draw with crayons if asked to mock up his/her dream motorcycle.


Opps..just read what I wrote...I was dismounting MY BIKE...not a little boy, just because I know someone will say something.

[Valor]

I was paying for a haircut when the cashier, a lovely blonde thing who never paid me two minds before, noticed my riding jacket and helmet:

Cute cashier: Hey, what kind of bike do you have?
Me: A Ducati.
Cute cashier: Oooooh, I just got a shiver up my spine.
Me: Yeah, that happens.

[akmnstr]

I was paying for a haircut when the cashier, a lovely blonde thing who never paid me two minds before, noticed my riding jacket and helmet:

Cute cashier: Hey, what kind of bike do you have?
Me: A Ducati.
Cute cashier: Oooooh, I just got a shiver up my spine.
Me: Yeah, that happens.

Duoooooooooooode,  You can't just leave it there.  Tell us what happened next.   No wait, maybe it is just best left up to our imaginations, because
I just couldn't stand it if you lost you nerve and didn't ask her if she wants a ride, or you pulled out your wallet and showed her pictures of your wife and kids.