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stopintime
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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Reply #90 on:
August 29, 2008, 11:36:06 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on August 29, 2008, 08:45:02 PM
The mechanical engineers at the office were admiring the clean design of my bike.
I expected more from You, Miss I
Hot girl on a hot bike - you must have another few goodies up your sleeve?
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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August 30, 2008, 12:43:39 AM »
I have my arms wrapped around a super hot girl, whom I am obviously interested in, and whom is also obviously quite interested in me (please see inappropriate placement of hands by both parties involved), and her equally hot friend steps in close and she says in a sultry voice "So . . . ever have sex on your Ducati?"
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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Quote from: knightrider on August 30, 2008, 07:11:14 AM
you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.
Only if she's a beast. You don't have to be on the bike with her.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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I'm a student at MMI (Motorcycle Mechanics Institute) in Phoenix.
The parking lot is full of bikes; Harleys, metric cruisers, Gixxers, CBRs, you name it.
So, I pull into a parking spot and these guys gather around. One say, "By far you have the most beautiful biker in this lot." Another says, "I would have sex with a man for that bike."
I backed away slowly at that point.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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Quote from: NorDog on August 30, 2008, 08:22:05 AM
I'm a student at MMI (Motorcycle Mechanics Institute) in Phoenix.
The parking lot is full of bikes; Harleys, metric cruisers, Gixxers, CBRs, you name it.
So, I pull into a parking spot and these guys gather around. One say, "By far you have the most beautiful biker in this lot." Another says, "I would have sex with a man for that bike."
I backed away slowly at that point.
Personally, I would've run.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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August 30, 2008, 09:28:02 AM »
Quote from: someguy on August 30, 2008, 08:35:17 AM
Personally, I would've run.
If he had looked at me the way he looked at my bike, I would have!
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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August 30, 2008, 09:11:37 PM »
Quote from: stopintime on August 29, 2008, 11:36:06 PM
I expected more from You, Miss I
Hot girl on a hot bike - you must have another few goodies up your sleeve?
Oh, those kind of comments...I get those on a daily basis.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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Quote from: knightrider on August 30, 2008, 07:11:14 AM
you would definetly need a rear stand, I don't know if the sidestand could handle all that.
You might be suprised at what a side stand can handle . . .
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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August 31, 2008, 06:50:38 AM »
Quote from: msincredible on August 29, 2008, 08:45:02 PM
The mechanical engineers at the office were admiring the clean design of my bike.
LOL Kinda like the golf pro that said my wife has a "natural swing". She swings a golf club like a nearsighted baby seal hunter! I gave him a look like "Cmon dude, get some new material"
Im sure your bike kicks ass though Ms!!
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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Quote from: ducfun on August 29, 2008, 08:29:52 PM
this thread is
thanks for starting it!
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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September 03, 2008, 07:37:48 AM »
Just got: "That's the sexiest thing I've seen all day."
Me putting my helmet on next my ST4. Don't know if he was talking to me, bike, or both.
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NorDog
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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September 03, 2008, 07:56:01 AM »
Quote from: DesmoDiva on September 03, 2008, 07:37:48 AM
Just got: "That's the sexiest thing I've seen all day."
Me putting my helmet on next my ST4. Don't know if he was talking to me, bike, or both.
She was probably looking at your shoes.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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September 03, 2008, 08:00:00 AM »
Haven't had my duc very long yet, but so far the only standout comment i've gotten was from a guy on a bike.
I'm sitting there, stuck in traffic sweating my nads off, when some dude on a huffy or something (probably nicer...) flies by me splitting lanes, and yells NICE BIKE DUDE! from about 3-4 inches away from my face... Scaring the living SHIT out of me. I almost swung as a reflex action, but didn't want to drop the damn bike.
Most chicks around here don't know the difference between a ducati and a ninja 250.
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Re: Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?
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September 03, 2008, 08:15:14 AM »
Quote from: NorDog on September 03, 2008, 07:56:01 AM
She was probably looking at your shoes.
It was a HE that commented. And he could have been complimenting my Sidi Vertigos.
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