Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[c_rex]

"I've never seen anything like it."

[NateDog]

I was at dinner yesterday.... sitting outside with a friend... and this chick carrying a baby walks by.... baby all screaming and crying... the baby looks over at the Duc... and stops crying... she stops... shows the baby the Duc... and walks around it... and says, "Oh great... I bet his first word is going to be Ducati"  She shakes her head and walks off.      The baby looked to be just a couple of months old.

That's awesome! 

[ryandalling]

848 story... from yesterday... sitting at a light... a Sebring convertible with 4 hot chicks rolls up next to me... chick looks me up and down... and yells out.... "Nice jacket"


I was wearing an Icon Hooligan jacket with skulls on it... but come on... what about the bike??? 

Then the light changed. My wife bought me that jacket. I had to tell her about it. 

[zenjim]

From the officer that pulled me over, "You pulled into that car pool lane and you just took off - like a rocket!"

[Travman]

A months ago a female friend of mine was over at my house.  I pull up on my Ducati.  A minute later she says she thinks guys look really hot when riding bikes.  I look her in the eye and see that she really means I look hot on my bike.   

[Danmack_98]

A months ago a female friend of mine was over at my house.  I pull up on my Ducati.  A minute later she says she thinks guys look really hot when riding bikes.  I look her in the eye and see that she really means I look hot on my bike.   

And then.........

[Popeye the Sailor]

And then.........

Three days later he smacked himself in the forehead.

[Labbedds]

Was crossing Lombard today and rider on a yellowish gsxr gave the "f*ck yeah!" thumbs up

[Travman]

And then.........

That is as good as the story gets.  I'm married, so is she.  We don't flirt, but every now and then something like that happens.  Like the time I explained to her the beer rating system for sleeping with a woman.  (For example, if there was a particularly unattractive woman with a terrible personality in your office, how many beers would it take to sleep with her?  You could just say it might take sixteen beers.  Or if you're feeling creative you could say it would take 3 consecutive beer bongs containing 3 beers each followed up by a couple of Yaeger shots.)  So she asked me how many beers she would rate.  I told her I 'd only need one just to loosen up & get into the mood.  You should have seen her face.  I could tell she wanted me.  It was kind of a surreal moment, but it passed.  It was one of those moments where I said something right at the right time and didn't have to think later about what I should have said.  

[Popeye the Sailor]

So she asked me how many beers she would rate.

The proper response is "Let's go find out".

[Labbedds]

-1, married thats a neg ghostrider

[Danmack_98]

I just got my dark m696 two days ago and because of rain I've only ridden it twice.    Anyway, today on my second ride, I stopped at a yamaha, suzuki, and kawasaki dealer to look at helmet visors.  I know a guy there and he said "how's the maurader?"   I told him I sold it and he asked what I was riding now.  I couldn't keep from smiling as I said, "A Ducati."   He didn't believe me, and when I convinced him, he yelled to an associate, "He brought a DUC!"  Within a minute I'm out in the parking lot showing off my bike to a salesman, service manager, financing guy and two service techs!  It was awesome!  They were practically drooling all over it and complementing everything they saw.  Two days in and loving it!!! [moto] [moto]

[Oldfisti]

Get used to it!   

[nateqwik]

On the phone with a friend I haven't seen in a while.

Him- how's your Harley doing?
Me- Dunno, I traded it.
Him- WHAT!?! Why would you trade? What did you trade it for?
Me- A Ducati.
Him- stunned silence.....then, YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!
Me- Laughing like a loon.
Him- When can I see it?

All in all, the best bike I've ever owned.

[nateqwik]

oh yeah, one more. two weeks ago I'm riding with a co-worker that has a 2009 cbr600rr. After riding some twisties I offer to trade and let him ride mine. After a few miles we pull over and he says..."man, that sucks." I reply "what sucks?" He says, looking very sad i might add, " I didn't want to trade back." One of the best comments I've heard yet.