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Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

Started by optiato, August 26, 2008, 07:35:53 AM

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DirtyDuc

#255
March 16, 2009, 06:41:00 AM
"You know you have a dent in your tank..."

ducrider45

#256
March 16, 2009, 10:28:12 AM
Quote from: fastwin on March 12, 2009, 03:09:54 PM
That's funny as hell!! Hope you got out of there before he put the cup down and grabbed his ticket book!! [laugh]
There was no retaliation from the cop. I went on my way. [thumbsup] I think that he enjoyed the roar.
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


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ducrider45

#257
March 16, 2009, 10:31:30 AM
Quote from: mstevens on March 13, 2009, 07:17:19 AM
Quotation of the century?
I shall include it in my profile  [beer]
Cop: "That thing is so nasty I can't bring myself to write you a ticket."

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from
those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson


Washington D.C. area riders check out CAM on the local boards.

NorDog

#258
March 16, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
Best thing someone's said about my Monster?

"Your bike is so sexy, I want to have your babies."

But I told the guy there was no way that was ever gonna happen.   :o
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

Goat_Herder

#259
March 16, 2009, 02:11:49 PM
The weather was just awesome last week in Seattle so all the bikes were out and about.  As I was getting ready to leave work, I found myself parked in a line of Harleys. 

Me: *sitting on the bike with the choke open, putting on gloves*
Older man working in the garage: *walked up to me* Just because you have a beautiful bike, it doesn't give you the right to be loud and obnoxious."
Me: *took a sec to realize he was joking/complimenting*  Sorry, I will try to keep it down in the future [laugh]
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

roggie

#260
March 16, 2009, 03:11:30 PM
Quote from: NorDog on March 16, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
Best thing someone's said about my Monster?

"Your bike is so sexy, I want to have your babies."

But I told the guy there was no way that was ever gonna happen.   :o


i laughed...

Bellagio

#261
March 17, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
Had my first Ducati moment.  Dude: Is that your Ducati? (I'm in full gear leaving *$'s).  Me: Yeah  Dude:  Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn that's noice! (kinda sounded like Flava Flav, minus the gigantic clock).

Gotta teach the little guy about safety gear.  He can ALMOST reach the throttle...  Connor loves them Ducati Monsters.

May your head gasket develop premature failure, your carb get gummed up, and your side stand fall short.

hypurone

#262
March 18, 2009, 05:55:40 AM
Quote from: Bellagio on March 17, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
Had my first Ducati moment.  Dude: Is that your Ducati? (I'm in full gear leaving *$'s).  Me: Yeah  Dude:  Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn that's noice! (kinda sounded like Flava Flav, minus the gigantic clock).

Gotta teach the little guy about safety gear.  He can ALMOST reach the throttle...  Connor loves them Ducati Monsters.



Awesome, just awesome!  [thumbsup] You have managed to inspire AND corrupt all in a single fluid motion. I'm so proud, sniff sniff....
'07 S4RS "Testatretta" (In the FASTER color)
I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example!

Sause

#263
March 18, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
I'm eating lunch outside of a cafe with my Girlfriend and out helmets and jackets are on the table next to us. A guy walks by with his family and asks me "Ducati? They are the fast ones right?" Freaking Awesome I say in my head and before I can respond my girlfriend at the time replies "Nope"

[bang] pregnant dog... [bang]
2000 Ducati M750
  Ohlins Rear
  Clip On's
  Carbon High Mounts
1999 KTM EXC 250

Mash

#264
March 18, 2009, 12:54:08 PM
Quote from: Bellagio on March 17, 2009, 03:03:29 PM


I like the rain boots, even though it's sunny outside. [thumbsup]  Looks like he's at the 'I wanna dress myself' age.
'06 S2R1000

CraigD426

#265
March 18, 2009, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: Sause on March 18, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
I'm eating lunch outside of a cafe with my Girlfriend and out helmets and jackets are on the table next to us. A guy walks by with his family and asks me "Ducati? They are the fast ones right?" Freaking Awesome I say in my head and before I can respond my girlfriend at the time replies "Nope"

[bang] pregnant dog... [bang]

LOL! That's classic!

I was at a stop light the other day and a guy in front of me in a jeep kept lookin back, "what kind of bike is that?" he asked. "Ducati", I said. He gave me the "horns", I gave the throttle a bump to bring the pipes to life. "F-in' Badass man!" I thought it was cool.

Recently I went over to the beach with some friends, a young lady who i was chattin up at the cabana bar in the hotel asked to see the bike, so we went out to the parking lot. As soon as she saw it she gasped and said, "Oh my, it's beautiful. Take me for a ride". I was drinking so a ride on the bike was out of the question, we went down on the beach instead... ;D
2003 M1000Sie, Carbon fiber Akrapovic high mount full system exhaust, Speedymoto frame sliders, Power Commander, open airbox, Dyno'd and runs like a bat outta hell!

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Popeye the Sailor

#266
March 18, 2009, 01:02:47 PM
Quote from: Mash on March 18, 2009, 12:54:08 PM
I like the rain boots, even though it's sunny outside. [thumbsup]  Looks like he's at the 'I wanna dress myself' age.

It's so he can flatfoot easier.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

rgramjet

#267
March 18, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
Quote from: CraigD426 on March 18, 2009, 01:00:31 PM

Recently I went over to the beach with some friends, a young lady who i was chattin up at the cabana bar in the hotel asked to see the bike, so we went out to the parking lot. As soon as she saw it she gasped and said, "Oh my, it's beautiful. Take me for a ride". I was drinking so a ride on the bike was out of the question, we went down on the beach instead... ;D


Single F-ers!  I hate you all!

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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Smokescreen

#268
March 18, 2009, 06:16:46 PM
Whilst following my (then) wife through San Luis Obispo headed to a local pub for lunch...  She's on an M900 we've just bought her, and passes a bike cop whose sitting watching traffic.  The light has gone red, so she stops just past him with her open pipes, and loud as hell clutch, and I find myself right next to him while he gapes.  My bike is no quieter.  He glances at me, gapes again at her and her bike, then really looks at me, and says, "That's AWESOME"

I soo thought we were about to get ticketed.  When he said that I had to laugh.

Now on my own Monster, much as I don't like the paint scheme, every time I park it in downtown Colorado Springs, parental types will go outta there way to walk up and say "Nice Ducati" or "Thing sounds awesome"  Makes me feel all warm and IZ_.... 

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. 

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

redxblack

#269
March 19, 2009, 08:30:34 AM
"wow, I like your motorcycle. What kind is it?"
"Ducati. They're an Italian company."
"So who makes Ducati? Are they Hondas?"


I did have a guy comment at a red light. He said the bike sounded beautiful. That was nice.
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