Best/favorite thing someone's said about your Monster?

[dennisd]

I was finishing up my meal at a Tex-Mex restaurant and the young waitress comes over and asks if I want a to-go cup for my tea.  I tell her, "no I'm on one of me bikes today and that doesn't work"  She asks what kind of bike I have; I tell her "I actually have 6 but that I'm on my Harley today".  She says, "those are nice bikes" or something to that effect.  She then asks what else I have and I lead off with "well, I have a Ducati..."  That's as far as I got, she says "YOU HAVE A DUCATI?" with a kind of awe/satisfied tone of voice.  She then gets called over to another table.  I swear I saw a little wet spot in her crotch as she walked away.

[muskrat]

picture or it didn't happen.

[avizpls]

Be careful to avoid sounding like a cock bag. If they ask bike you are on, say harley. You dont have to say "well, I have 6 BUT...."

if you do, make sure your chortle, adjust your monacle, and twiddle your handle bar mustache while saying it.

My fave? Track day last weekend dicing it up pretty good with a guy on a 999. Towards the end of the session I was letting him come back up to me just to pass him again (no fun riding alone). Someone was watching us from the stands and was impressed and said "yeah, but you got all that power on him" to me.....I have a 94 M900 with 996 body work on it so it LOOKS mean. I smiled and said, "nope. 85hp." the 999 guys eyes got real big.

[dennisd]

Be careful to avoid sounding like a cock bag. If they ask bike you are on, say harley. You dont have to say "well, I have 6 BUT...."

if you do, make sure your chortle, adjust your monacle, and twiddle your handle bar mustache while saying it.

Well, actually I condensed the story.  We had a very short conversation about the fact that I've been riding since the '70s and she asked about the many motorcycles I've owned.  I didn't just blurt out that I have 6 bikes like I was trying to impress her or something.  I just thought that when I said the word Ducati and the reaction I got from her was what is relevant to this thread so I didn't bore everyone with the entire story.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Still waiting for pics of the wetspot...   


 

[NorDog]

I swear I saw a little wet spot in her crotch as she walked away.

If she was walking away it was her butt, not her crotch.  Maybe she dropped a deuce.

[The Bacon Junkie]

If she was walking away it was her butt, not her crotch.  Maybe she dropped a deuce.

[Goat_Herder]

If she was walking away it was her butt, not her crotch.  Maybe she dropped a deuce.

I think she sharted

[dennisd]

Nope, it was definitely in front.  I might be ugly but I didn't scare the shit out of her.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Was she walking away backwards? 

[dennisd]

OK, damn it; I should have said I saw it before she walked away.  At least I did say it was in her crotch not her ass crack.

Now quit picking on me 

[NorDog]

OK, damn it; I should have said I saw it before she walked away.  At least I did say it was in her crotch not her ass crack.

Now quit picking on me 

Well, at least you didn't talk about all the supermodels swooning over you and your bike while living La Vida Loca.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Well, at least you didn't talk about all the supermodels swooning over you and your bike while living La Vida Loca.

Holy Sh!t!!  I forgot about that guy...   

Whatever happened to him?

@dennisd - We're just bustin' your chops...  You shoulda seen the grief they gave me when I got setup on a date...   it's all good...

[Ratfink749]

Pulled up next to a metric cruiser of unknown make or model (Harley clone of some sort).   The rider looks over at me as I'm pulling up beside him..

"How in the world did I KNOW that was a Ducati??" (he knew the clutch sound...)
me: Hahaha.. yeah.. how DID you know? (insert sarcasm)
His passenger then chimes in:
"uhh ok.. so whats so special about a Ducati?"
Him: "Cause they're make the beast with two backsin' bad-ass!!"

Light changes.. and Off to Duck-Night I go with a fun story to tell. 

[Kopfjager]

Pulled up next to a metric cruiser of unknown make or model (Harley clone of some sort).   The rider looks over at me as I'm pulling up beside him..

"How in the world did I KNOW that was a Ducati??" (he knew the clutch sound...)
me: Hahaha.. yeah.. how DID you know? (insert sarcasm)
His passenger then chimes in:
"uhh ok.. so whats so special about a Ducati?"
Him: "Cause they're make the beast with two backsin' bad-ass!!"

Light changes.. and Off to Duck-Night I go with a fun story to tell. 

Your answer should have been to her, "get on I'll show ya."